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Welcome To Squall's Humor

A One way Street

A policeman pulled over a blonde for driing the wrong way on a one way street.

Cop: Do you know where you are going

Blonde: No! But it must be bad cause everyone is leaving.

Rocks and women

Q:How are Rocks and women alike?
A:You usually skip past the flat ones

Theories

We've heard all the great philosiphical theory concerning an empty forest and a tree falling, well heres another : If a man openly expressing an oppinion, and theres no women around an earshot, is he still wrong.

What do you call a women?

Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: nothing she's already been told twice.

HoneyMoon!

Q: Whats the difference between your first and seccond honeymoon?
A: First 'Niagra' Then 'Viagra'

Good News! Bad News

A gynocologist says to his patient;
-Mrs. Brawn, i have good news for you.
-I am not Mrs, I am Miss, Doctor.
-Hmm, Miss. Brawn, I have bad news for you.

Mixed emmotions

Want an example of mixed emotions?
When your mother-in-law drives your new cadillac into a cliff!

Blonde Jokes

Q:What goes vroom-screech, Vroom-Screech?
A: A blonde driving through a traffic light.

Q:What do you call an intelligent Blonde?
A: A Golden Retriever!

Q:How do blondes turn on the light after sex?
A: Kick open the car door

Q: why do blondes write TGIF on there shoes?
A: Toes go in first!

Q: what do you call four blondes at a Four way stop?
A:Eternity

Q: How do you get a blonde to stay in a shower?
A: Give her a bottle of shampoo that says wash, Rinse and repeat!

A blonde looked very depressed looking at her driving license, and saw she had an 'F' in sex.

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant!

Q: Whats The Mating call of the blonde?
A: I'm so 'DRUNKK'