|
Da Menu...of Death! (What? I had to put SOMETHING.) #~(The Ben)--> #~(Rants)--> #~(Stories)--> #~(Poems)--> #~(Quotes)--> #~(Bastards-err-friends)--> #~(Links)--> #~(Sign Guestbook)-> #~(View Guestbook)-> |
|
Depressed Yet? Poetry
Yep, that's right, I'm a poet and I know it. And not just my feet show it, you know. I've got a goatee! Yeah! That's right! Bow down! Well, anyway, welcome to my poetry chunk, your number one source of depression. You know, nine out of ten doctors agree that getting a daily dose of morbid depression can help reduce your risk of getting cancer. Then again, so can staying fit and keeping healthy, but that requires actual work. Also, ten out of ten doctors agree reading my poetry can reduce your risk of being hunted down by an insane goateed poet with a bat. So read...or else.
|