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Da Menu...of Death! (What? I had to put SOMETHING.) #~(The Ben)--> #~(Rants)--> #~(Stories)--> #~(Poems)--> #~(Quotes)--> #~(Bastards-err-friends)--> #~(Links)--> #~(Sign Guestbook)-> #~(View Guestbook)-> |
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The Friends(?) of BEN: Those Unfortunate Few Ah! Here you are, then. Yep, yep, as the self-bashing title says, this is a section dedicated to the friends that didn't help me at all in this site, but provided hours of pointless entertainment! You go, guys 'n gals! So, anyway. Here's how it goes, I'll put their name followed by -chick or -guy appropriately (although in some cases I'm not sure...heh heh...Hi Faith!) and then I'll give you a sentance or so about them. And THEN I put their responses to a long string of profanity! What is that string? Listen closely, It's "Shit fuck ass bitch crap!" Heh heh. Enjoy. Faith-chick: The best of my online friends. She enjoys slobbering all over her boyfriend and being short! Well...the second part I think I enjoy more than she does..eh heh. Response to profanity: "um...considering where I was this weekend (in NY), you're mild =P" Tin-chick: A friend of the chibi's, enjoys being a mad ghetto Asian chick. Response to profanity: "eh, you already told me your plan.. so it won't work on me..but OOoOoh! you said a bad words, im telling!..hehe." Arvin-guy: Real-life friend. Enjoys being a major playa and a workout nut. Response to profanity: "HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!" (Then proceeded to outdo me in profanity) Rainbow-chick: 'Nother online friend. One of the smarter bis I know. Half-and-half, baybay. Response to profanity: "Isn't that from a Blink song?" Anna-chick: Me cousin. She's cool. She's also strange. No wonder she's my friend. Response to profanity: "No, why don't you?" Amiko-chicko: A chick that has an amazing number of smilies. She tries to act so cute even though she sounds like an old southern woman who curses like a sailor. Eh heh. She's her own foil. Response to profanity: "*sweat* *smack* =p baka" Stephers-chickers: One kinky chick. Has the absolute mind of a guy. Oooh, the conversations. Heh heh heh. Response to profanity: "ahhh i see what is transpiring. you want to sink my cheerio" Pyro-chick: Manic depressive, funny, always willing to have an insanity contest. Yes, I know, she's challenging the master, eh heh. Response to profanity: "Lovely choice of words, add a few nouns and we could have a sentence." Jen-chick: Likes using the word "ah" quite a bit. Hyper. Crazy. Has imaginary friends...yes, yes, this chick's got all the makings to get into a good mental hospital. Response to profanity: "You suck ben, go away. Better?" Dina-chicka: A crazy chick that makes use of the caps button quite a much! She also enjoys wrestling with her girlfriends. If I could convince her to move it to a mud pit, I could charge admission...hrm... Response to profanity: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE U TALKING ABOUT? UR WEIRD BUT... I THINK I GOT U BEAT!" Amy-chickie: A wacky, kinky chick who tries (and fails) to convince me that her slapping me is not kinky. She's also 46% slut, and that's all right with me, muhahahaha! Response to profanity: "What was that for? There's no me on your site! *cries*" Pinkie-Chickie: An incredibly kinky chick who seems to have a fetish for butterflies. Yeah, my thoughts exactly. She's just as crazy as the rest, so boo-ya! Response to profanity: "You forgot god dammit, fo some reason people tend to find that more offensive..." Caity-chickie: A insanely...well...insane chick who's Amy's friend and has half-pippie tails that just beg to be pulled. Could you resist the temptation? Response to profanity: "Don't you mean 'number two - make love - bottom - female dog - number two'?" |
