The Man Behind The Blegh
Hi. As you may know by now, my name is Ben. If you don't know that by now, I really pity you. I do. Anyways, my name is Ben, short for Benjamin, and if you didn't know that either, I pity you more. Right. I, sadly, am a writer, seeing as I'm not talented enough to play an instrument, too caffine-ridden to draw, and much too macho to dance. Well let's see...what else can I say. Oh, I can say thank you for coming, but then I'd have to be polite and that doesn't quite flow well with me. So. Thank you for coming! I've always been good at being insincere. Okay, so let's see...what else. Well, this is my first site, hope you like it, and if you don't, I know the html code for ass-kicking, so watch yourself. Ho hum. Enjoy what this tiny little crap site has to offer.
What other people are saying about the Ben
"Cool." - Jen-chick
"I think you're silly. But not all the time. I think you're interesting. you have interesting things to say and I think your writing is good." (It's not supposed to be so serious!) "Ok then. I think you're silly."- Anna-chick
"I like u remember? I think ur funny lol." - Dina-chick
"What do I think of you? Nani?" - Faith-chick
"ur a niceguy Ben." - Dana-chick
"Annnoying at times, a bit too antisocial, but not much different then any other teen. I'm not a cradle robber. ^_^" - Cind(old)-chick
"Cool, too opinionated. Need better style." - Arvin-guy
" I have to think about that...I think you're...I think we clash,but not like clash in the usual sense of the word, I think we clash because we're too similar in some ways and too different in others." - Rainbow-chick
"Well, I think you're pretty darn cool. Very insightful for a 16-year-old. Pretty hilarious." - Aard-chick
"i think you're a sweetie.. a cutie.. a ben bo bob.. ummm.. i lalOooOO!" - Chibi-chickie! (who deserves italics!)
"you're a dumbass and a smart ass. that's why i like you. ^^ lol. oh and you have mental problems -_-;" - Amiko-chicko
"i think yer a damn sexy. and i want to bear your children. and i love you. annnnd .... cabbages." - Stephers-chick
"You`re a lot more entertaining and less depressing than my othere friends. You`re overly mopey about being single but don`t let it get the best of you. You`re easy to get along with, good natured, and perverted." - Pyro-chick
"I think you're a guy who likes the word kinky too much. You say it about boobs, slaps, girls, food, basically anything. It's quite amusing. Also, you seem to have this thing about your huge nose. We all know you're Jewish ben..." - Amy-chick
"You give me salami, whats not to love? And you obviouslie want me." - Pinkie-chickie
"Ben is a darling fellow with a great smile who needs to wear more pirate shirts. You need to stop telling Amy to kick me" - Caity-chickie
