"I think if you're going to spend money on a breast job," Green advises the oblivious emcee of a faux dating game on the Jenny Jones Show,"I would say, spend the money and get one that doesn't look like a breast job."

A little slaphappy from working long hours, topics of conversation vary wildly.
One minute, Green will be explaining his belief that the key to a successful robbery is a getaway car and calm demeanour.The next minute, he's pondering what movie critics look like hunched over their keyboards in their underwear.

Green's career began as a six-year-old in a commercial promoting a John Denver record. By 12, he was playing a young Woody Allen in Radio Days. Now at 26, he's the veteran of dozens of movies, television shows and commercials. Until recently, though, he's been cursed/blessed as one of those guys who you know you've seen, but just seem can't seem to place. "It's weird. People seem to know me from stuff that I would never expect them to, " he says. "If somebody recognises me, I'm never quite sure what it's from." "More often than not, I get accused of stuff that I wasn't in, and when I tell them I wasn't in it, they don't belive me," he adds. "They just go,"Dude, you were in that Rogaine ad," and I say, "No, I'm an actor, but I wasn't in that commercial.' Then they're like, "Yes you were, man! What a jerk! Why are you being such a jerk? Let's kick this guy's ass!' So it is good that I run fast."

The major movie buff also has a soft spot in his heart for horror movies. " I go to see all the movies," he says. Green is no stranger to horror movies himself- or blood sucking creatures for that matter- thanks to his role in the cultish 1993 Clint Howard gross-out B-flick, Ticks, in which giant steriod-fueled ticks attack a bunch of troubled teen campers. "That's skeleton's in my closet, man." he says feigning embarrassment.

Interview by Mike Stokes