Jesse: Hey it's Jesse, and welcome to "Lunch with Jesse" On today's show I'm with my bro Seth Green from the brand new movie, Can't Hardly Wait and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, hey, yo, Seth, thanks for coming on the show...
Seth: My pleasure, Jesse
Jesse: Hey, now, what do you think of the Seaside Heights scene?
Seth: It's very, very hot.
Jesse: Exactly, man...
Seth: ::looking behind them:: Be careful, be careful.
Jesse: I know! ::points to a man sitting in a lounge chair below them:: That dude'll catch us!
Seth : I know, he will.
Jesse: But I don't want him to!
Seth: ::laughs::
Jesse: Yo, but, speaking of dudes that like to catch things...
Seth: ::laughs::
Jesse: Man, I don't know, here's the Cherry Poppin' Daddies with "Zoot, Zoot riot"
Seth: ::smiles:: Nicely done.
::They play the Zoot Zoot riot video::
Jesse: This is Jesse! And I'm with my bro Seth Green from the brand-new movie "Can't Hardly Wait" Seth, what's the movie all about?
Seth: It's all about a big party, and it follows these six kids at the party and everybody gets crazy very, very quickly.
Jesse: Yeah, these guys were at the Beach House last week...
Seth: These guys are great, man.
Jesse: Oh ::nodding::
Seth: These guys are one of the bes- I think these guys are going to take over the world by storm, Quite frankly I think they are going to *take* over the universe.
Jesse: ::laughing:: I don't think so...
Seth: ::laughs::
Jesse: But, maybe, maybe... We'll see ::whispers in Seth's ear:: They won't! Alright, here's "Closing time" with Semisonic.
Seth: My favorite band ever. ::smiles::
::They play "Closing Time" by Semisonic::
Jesse: Yo, Seth, in "Can't Hardly Wait"
Seth: Yeah.
Jesse: What kind of a guy do you play?
Seth: I play a, uh- very confused guy, a white kid who dresses in, like, hip hop clothes... lots of problems. He thinks he's a black guy.
Jesse: I KNOW! Did you do research for the roll?
Seth: I did plenty of research actually, I was locked in a basement for 16 months with Daniel Day Lewis with, uh, only NWA and Wu-Tang records, and we, uh, pretty much went crazy.
Jesse: ::laughing:: You did not! Did you?
Seth: Yeah ::smiles, nodding::
Jesse: ::gives the camera an amused look::
Seth: Nah.
Jesse: It fit for the roll, man, it *paid* off ::put arms around Seth's shoulders:: Yo, dudes, check this out, man.
::fades to "Can't Hardly Wait" clip::
Kenny: It said here 92 % of honeys at U.C.L.A are sexually active, 92% of the women in Los Angeles at U.C.L.A are walking around goin' "Class... or sex... what *shall* I do?!" ::Cuts to later on in the scene... runs into the klepto kid::
Kenny's friend: Hey, yo, WASSUP, man?! Who be da lucky honey?
Kenny: Yo, I ain't decided yet, right, but I figure all da (bleep- we all know he said bitches) in the class 'gonna be at dis party, you know, I gotsta get more than equal opportunity to Special K
::fades back::
Jesse: ::looking confused:: Seth, that wasn't you!
Seth: Uh, no, man.
Jesse: No! That--
Seth: It was me in disguise...
Jesse: Who was that there in the clip because that wasn't *you*!
Seth: ::Shrugs:: I must be some great actor or something.. ::laughs::
Jesse: ::puts arm around Seth's shoulder:: No, Seth, man, that was *awesome* yo, that's just a little taste of what Seth can do... Yo, speaking of taste, man, here's a little taste of good old rock and roll, here's Harvey Danger with "Flagpole Sitta"
::They play "Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger::
Jesse: Yes, it's Seth from... "Can't Hardly Wait" , Yo, Seth,::points to amusement park down the beach:: Have you ever been to an amusement park?
Seth: I have once, but I'd really like to go to that one ::pointing at it:: You wanna walk over there?
Jesse: Yeah!
Seth: It'd probably take us all day, though, so maybe we'll get there tommorow?
Jesse: ::smiling conspiratorily:: Yeah! Maybe we'll get there tommorow around ::looks at camera:: 12: 30.
Seth: ::Smiles conspiratorily:: Yeah if we start now, I bet we could make it *tommorow* by *12:30*
::They both laugh::
Jesse: I *think* what he's saying is tommorow we're hanging out at the park ::nodding::
Seth: Woo hoo! ::laughs::
Jesse: ::laughs:: Yo, man, Seth, man, I'm so proud of you man, 'cos you took Hollywood, man,
Seth: ::laughs:: Well, look at you, you're taking MTV by storm, man.
Jesse: Oh, no , well, not by storm.
Seth: I'm proud of *you*, Jesse.
Jesse: Aww, you are?
Seth: ::nods:: I'm proud of you.
Jesse: Aww, thanks.
Seth: ::smiles::
Jesse: I guess, I guess that's our final thought: It's a good life, huh?
Seth: ::nods:: It is a good life.
Jesse: Bro, my bro! ::they hug:: We've got one last video for 'ya.
Seth: The most *terrifying* video you'll ever see, "Du Hast" by Rammstein (sp?)
Jesse: ::nods:: I know, it's a-it's a scary one.
::They play "Du Hast" by Rammstein::
