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July 23 2001 - Hank X

A new
feature has been added.  Guestbook Review!!!
Check out the guestbook first.   Your life will be changed.  And you might want to write a letter to your english teacher and thank him.
August 2 2001 - SchaggyC

It's been a little while, but I've been pretty busy losing friends and making jokes from beyond the grave, so at least I've been productive.

About a week ago I had a dream, and for once it wasn't  about me and Kyle Mclaughlin spackling a wall while singing Mindless Self Indulgence lyrics.

In this dream I made up a joke.  Actually I was told the joke in the dream by my friend Eric so he gets partial credit for some reason.  I type good. 
Go here and read bottom.
"I love you..."

"no, I mean, I LOVE you..."
"I love you too..."

"mmmphhh...ha."
August 6 2001 - Hank X

Want to picture something weird? 

Imagine Hitler as a little kid getting excited for christmas.
I hope I get a bike!
August 13 2001 - SchaggyC

Children are like pets that turn into people.
August 15 2001 - SchaggyC

You know what makes me special?  My shit doesn't stink.
August 18 2001 - SchaggyC

NEW JOKE NEW JOKE NEW JOKE!!!!

And guess what?  It's
Totally Not Funny!!!
August 20 2001 - Hank X

New dumb caption section.  Send me a photo or a link to one and I'll write something stupid under it.  C'mon it'll be fun.

I've already written one just for the halibut.

fucker.
August 22 2001 - A melancholy Hank

Why so sad you ask?

Cus I'm so goth I reply.

I have to turn down my first submission into the dumb caption section.  Not that theres nothing funny to say about it,  the possiblilties for humor are endless, it's just that it's a picture of that fag SchaggyC.  He refuses to have any pictures of himself on "his" website.  Not that I really blame him.  He's gross...
So what I was going to do is take the picture and replace his head with that of Hitler's, but then I thought "Wow, that would take more than five minutes", so that was discarded immediately.  So i guess there will be no pictures of SchaggyC in drag on this site even if it would have gotten all the women wet (with tears).

So in summation - SchaggyC is a whiney, cross-dressing bitch that can and will ruin everything.

Oh yeah, and I'm goth.
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