| TOTALLY NOT FUNNY |
| These are jokes that I made up myself... That's why they're not funny and don't make any sense. |
| Q: What do you call a midget with one leg? A: A Good Start! Q: How many Asians can you fit in a trash can? A: TWO! Q: What do you call two Jews on an Island? A: A mystery... Q: What did the pyschiatrist say while masturbating? A: I've got a real nutcase on my hands! Q: Why are cows such good drivers? A: Cus they're good at steering! Q: Why are bakers such good drivers? A: Cus they're bread for it! Q: Why are midgets like pinatas? A: They more you hit them, the more candy you get! Q: What's the easiest badge to earn in BoyScouts? A: The Latent Homoerotic Fraternization Badge! Q: What do you call two samurais in love? A: S'Amore Q: What do you get when you squeeze a hebrew? A: Jews Q: Why do black people like nuclear fission so much? A: Cus it's da BOMB! |