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| NEWS - JULY 3 2001 - JULY 21 2001 |
| July 3 2001 - hank Now what's a goddamned geocities site without Goth poety? I wear black, so where's my peotry?...It is a mystery. So here are some impromptu words from deep within my soul....IF I HAD ONE!!! I call this haiku - I STAND ALONE, CRYING IN THE SHADOW OF THE RAVEN, NIGHTSHADE, FOR I AM AN ANGEL OF LIGHT AND BEAUTY Sometimes I'm Happy and sometimes I cut myself I am so alone. |
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| June 5 2001 - SchaggyC I've decided that I'm going to change my named to TJ and start wearing sleeveless T-shirts. I'm totally gonna get laid (According to Hank's mathematical theorems). |
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| June 11 2001 - SchaggyC I got a PS2. No further human contact required. Added two new jokes to the (Real) Jokes section. Hidden BONUS! feature. Somewhere in this paragraph is a link to a portal into my mind. Do you dare to see what I'm thinking? What horrors lurk inside the mind of this twisted creature? |
| June 12 2001 - Hank While my hobbies include masturbating to gay porn, feeling guilty and then gay bashing, SchaggyC has spent the last week playing the Playstation 2. As noble as that may sound to you, I think he's a geek. He says it helps him relax after work. How hard is it to sit a talk on the phone and think about cupcakes? Pretty hard apparently. You should see him sweat when a pizza commercial comes on tv. And while I'm on the subject of fat guys and video games, I saw the motherfucker pause his video game fifty times so he could eat cake while playing. Where am I going with this? Twisted Metal: Black strives to be the most dark and edgy game ever, but let me ask you this - how dark and edgy can it be without an X in the title?... |
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| A little something to make you go hmmm...... |
| June 14 2001 - SchaggyC: Black I've been a little depressed lately so I've been doing what every depressed person does - sitting down and holding myself in the shower while I sing the "I sure am glad its rainin'" song from Ernest Goes To Camp. But now I've fond a reason to go on. Hope for the future. A Reason to keep Believin'! If you could put a rainbow in a bottle, THIS is what is would look like. |
| JULY 21 2001 - SchaggyC: Black to the Future Some will say it was just a fairy tale... I don't want to brag, but I am a time traveler. As undeniable evidence, I submit to you this very webpage. Check the dates. THE DATES DO NOT LIE. I started this page in the beginning of July, went back in time to June (using my patented "Funky Dope Time Travelling Maneuver*") and now I'm back in the present to tell my horrifying tale of pain and dissillusionment. First I'll let you in on the secret of time travel (note to men in lab coats: prepare to bang your head on a wall) - lots of butter, a good pair of sneakers, and a stop watch - painfully obvious isn't it? Then it's like a laser show without Pink Floyd. But what's a laser show without Pink Floyd you ask? Simulated Time Travel. So what did I do in the past? Not much. I was going to kill Hitler and be a hero, but that didn't work out since I only went back in time by a month. Then I was going to put right what once went wrong, but I had to work. *PATENTED so back off. |