NEWS - June 21 2001 - June 30 2001
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June 21 2001 - SchaggyC

Just added
Jokes section today -

In the future I plan to add a section for all my favorite jokes that I didn't make up myself.

--Later that same day--

Started off the the real jokes section with the best joke ever in creation.
--Ever--
--Past, Present or Future, this is it - this is the joke --

June 22 2001 - Hank

Of course EVERYONE LOVES THE RAINFOREST...

But Why?  What has the rainforest ever done for you?
Have you ever been to the rainforest?

I say fuck the rainforest - I did. 
I don't even have any real proof that the rainforest even exists.
"But what about that disney movie?  The rainforest seemed so real!"
Eat shit, hippie.

And where's this cure for Hitler that this "rainforest" is supposed to have?
I haven't seen shit yet.  "There could be hundred of cures for diseases that
we just haven't found yet"  Yeah right, Tell that to the crying children while
Hitler is destroying cities and biting the heads off of truckers.
June 24 2001 - SchaggyC

Hank and I just went and saw
Radiohead last night with a few of our friends and it was the best time I've had in quite awhile.

Seeing Radiohead play all that live was awe-inspiring.
June 25 2001 - SchaggyC

If I was god, I would eat pizza everyday.
June 26 2001 - Hank

You know what I'm tired of?  Cops trying to snatch my crops.
These pigs want to burn my house down.

In related news, I am one step closer to being famous.  Yesterday I spoke to the personal assistant of Judge Clarence Thomas.  I sold her a lot of khaki shorts.  A lot.  How does this bring me closer to being famous you ask?  I'm not quite sure... But I'm pretty sure that from now on I'm going to be spending my christmases with him.
Pictured : Me hoping I get a bike and having a snack.
Not pictured : My christmas buddy Clarence Thomas getting me another one of his "special cokes".
June 30 2001 - SchaggyC

New
FEATURES section added.  An attempted review of
new summer thiller action-adventure suspense horror
drama childrens movie A.I. (artificial intelligence).

Critics are hailing it as "highly vaginal"!!!

...Also added
guestbook - I have no idea if it works or not...
Featured: Sexy bitch Jude Law
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