| Right off the bat, you should know that A.I. is about a robot boy who longs to become a real boy so his "mother" will love him. I thought the movie was about a punk-rrrrock robot boy who has to fight to ancient astronauts for control over the future, so I was a little dissapointed in the real plot line. I'm still not quite sure just how I feel about this movie yet but I'm going to jabber on about the movie anyway just because I like to talk shit. |
| A.I. (ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE) T.M.R (THE MOVIE REVIEW) B.S.C (BY SCHAGGYC) |
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The movie starts off pretty slow. By slow, I mean there's a lot of big words that I don't understand. I don't know about you, but I don't like words and the bigger they are the more worsenessmanship they contain. When the movies actually hops on the trolley and gets goin, it's creepy. I would like to commend Haley Joel Osmet on his acting, but I'm not going to seeing as how he already is a robot and deserves no praise for being his creepy self. If this kid was in my house, I would freak out. And the fact that the same talking bear that killed my grandfather is in this movie doesn't help either. |
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| In the future bears will be replaced with small murderous robots. Artist rendition below. |
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| As you watch little robot boy stare at his mother, listen how they refer to him a a toy, and watch the mother stuff the boy into a closet while he stands there and smiles continuously for hours you wonder how creepy this is going to get. Then little robot boy opens the bathroom door on his mother while she's peeing and I get my answer. But I must keep in mind that while I find this to be creepy, 65-year old Japanese business men find this arousing. |
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| Of course the little robot boy can't live with his parents forever, so the movie decides to just lose control. Tron comes out of nowhere to wreak havok on his lightcycle/werewolf and they go on a field trip to the I-hate-robots circus where he meets Gigolo Joe the male love robot. |
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| The little robot boy spends the rest of the movie looking for the blue faerie from pinnochio so she can turn him into a real boy. But where is the blue faerie? Only the disembodied head of Albert Einstein really knows... The movie goes on and on from there. ...and it never ends. |
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| Never. The movie is still playing right now and I am still in the movie theatre watching it having long gone insane. The movie drags itself out forever going through ending after ending reaching conclusion after to conclusion to just keep going. And then what's your reward after all this is through? A Folger's commercial. The best part of waking up is Folger's in your cup. |
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