| GUESTBOOK REVIEW |
| July 23 2001 - Hank X Great things are starting to happen. Even though this website has only been up for a month we already have had a famous person sign the guestbook. That's right, the guy who writes fortune cookies signed OUR guestbook. He loved the website and was very enthusiastic about it, but a little was lost during the translation which, of course, only adds to its charm. So I thought it would be nice if I helped a little - His endearing comments will appear in bold and my translations will be given a jaunty tilt and written with tender loving care. this page fuckin blows a nutsack - your webpage is like a gentle breeze flowing through my pubic hair, I am a child in the summer once again. this shit should even be on the damn internet - this is "the shit", or the "shiznatty-boom-batty" if you will, it should be published for all to see. its a waste of fuckin cyberspace - I am so entertained I no longer wish to view pornography featuring cyborgs i think he should delete this fuckin page - you should conquer cyborg pornography the same way you have conquered my heart and get of the internet - I am "in the know", this is special and I am special for knowing about it damn shitheads - I do not enjoy people with feces in their hair, they are cursed FUCK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!! - Everyday in my shower there is a seminiferous babtism in your honor. |