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What is it about Random that I love so much?  Is it the noises he makes under his arms?  The way he can belch the "Starspangled Banner" in soprano? 
Maybe I'll never know.
But as it stands, he's the only guy (beside Donovan Grant) that can hold my attention longer than it takes for me to get off...
Troma Haiku:

how do I love thee -
Troma, you are beautiful
my heart it sings so
it's just about the only home I've got so wipe those feet!
here are those nipples I was warning you about.
you don't really want to know what I think.
it's all a bunch of shit.  point, laugh at me, make me cry.
i like being this way
this is where i get to answer your stupid questions and try not to laugh.
you can call me names here
GET THE FUCK OUT!
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