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| Oh my God it's a lemur. |
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This is a cow. This also happens to be what my home town smells like. And now, thanks to that new sense-o-scratch I installed on this page, you too can enjoy the smell of farming goodness. So, give ol' Bessy a scratch, lean back and relax as you're magicaly transported to far away (it's far away if you're lucky) Ferndale Washington...Ahhh... |
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Hi! I'm Percy the Dancing Spooge! Will you be my friend? Click on me to see my other friends...Wow, how bored can Sarah possibly be? |
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Tastes like pickles... |
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Unless you live in Utah, you've heard of these two beautiful boys to your left (or is that my left?) and love them as... I'd...um...like to. As I'd pay money to. Trey-I-can't-believe-it's-not-butter-Parker and Matt-don't-you-wish-you-could-touch-me-Stone. Okay, so I'm a (relatively) warm blooded female so it's only natural that I should be so delighted by these guys, right? After all, Stone does have a sweet ass...And Trey is basicaly my idea of a giant Super Pop...But it goes far beyond mere blinding lust (lust not unlike the gigantic combined desire pouring off the first five rows of a Back Street Boys concert....With a tad more umf...) These guys are better than Jello. |
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This is my brain on the Internet...in a funky bubble thingie...Any questions?
Only easy questions, please; I just reached the mental level where I can count to three without pawing my foot in the air and hard questions might send me into seizures... |
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Look at the monkey! Look at the silly monkey! |
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Things I find frightening:
1. And really, who isn't afraid of clowns?
2. Joan Crawford.
3. Depends Undergarments.
4. Guys who have a thing for Depends Undergarments.
5. Girls who have a thing for guys who have a thing for Depends Undergarments.
6. Hampster Love.
7. Hot Pork Rind Sex.
8. Women who wear little cowboy hats in their hair.
9. Women who wear little cowboys in their - this is just getting fuckin' silly.
10. Silliness. |
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I found this guy when I had the most outrageous gas...Just thought I needed to share...I was wrong, huh? |
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This is Seanbaby. Every time I need a quick reminder that someone out there loves me, I just look at this picture and unbelieveable warmth floods through me...If you find yourself lonely, without a friend to turn to, or just plain tired of being on this gosh dern depressing planet, stop by Sean's site and he's sure to make you all sorts of fuzzy.
In the pants. |
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WHAT?!And they say Spawn is for children?...
Well, maybe children and housewifes... |
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| It's five o'clock in the God - blessed AM and I've been up all night...This site here is either really funny or I'm just too fuckin' tired to care what the fuck I'm linking to my page...I swear more and have a tendency to write/type in pinky colors when I've been up for too long. |
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HOME, SWEET LIFELESS HOME |
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NIPPLES |
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DO YOU CRY WHEN YOU PEE? |
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PICKIN' MY BRAIN |
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LOOK, IT'S A LEMUR! |
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QUESTIONS? |
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LINKS THAT MAKE ME CRY |
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GO HERE AND I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE |
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