This would be my guestbook...I decided that if I had a keen book where I could write scathing replies to each message posted, people would like me and I might get sex thrown at me from all sides...And, as I discovered recently, I was horribly and most tragically correct. No amount of ducking has helped but at least the swelling's gone down some... You guys are twisted, sick and most of you need to bathe...With me...In Jello...I'll call you...Well, some of you... Like you, and you.
But not you, you suck.

I like cows.