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| "I want... ...a new car, a trip to Hawaii, a luxury yacht, a personal masseur, a butler, a beach house, one of those digital, online, super-fridge thingammyjiggies, ummm ..... Sorry, Santa, what was that? ...Oh, ok! OK!! just gimme the goddamn slippers!" * SIGH! * |
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| and I want... |
| Nanna arrives Christmas Eve |
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| *Ok, so who's the big beardy guy in the red suit and what's everyone clapping about? Where's Mum? Oh, look! that kids got a cool truck!! why do they keep shouting "CHEESE" at me?? Cheese...mmmm...I'm hungry. Can I eat this? Uh-Oh! gotta pee! errr...you can put me down now, Mister...* |
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| Jonathan's version of events: |
| CHRISTMAS MORNING! |
| Princess Barbie, a Barbie car, a Barbie dvd, Barbie shoes, a Barbie lunchbox, Barbie swimsuit, Barbie toothbrush (that one with the glittery bits on the handle) a Barbie bodyboard, Barbie c.d, Barbie roller skates, Umm,... can you get Barbie toothpaste??... |
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