And to think, right now we could be thwarting some sort of well-funded criminal mastermind.

Everything may be bigger in Texas, but they ain't talking about the welcome signs.

Toonces the driving cat, who drives around, all over the town, only you can get us to Waco!

Ten-four, sugar, you're comin' in loud n' proud, wall to wall and treetop tall!

Welcome to Waco: We close at 5.