What do you mean it'll take eight more hours to fill the last five feet? Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Far too sweaty and tired to be this happy, clearly Jenn and Dave have been changed into the Stepford Movers.

Smile, you're on obvious camera.

Just exercising my right to massacre any and all wasps that dare come near our stuff. I'm pretty sure it's protected by the Constitution.

Scott explains that moving is like the Kobayashi Maru, the no-win scenario from "Star Trek." Unless you're brazen enough to cheat like James T. Kirk, you will get beat down horribly.

Raise your hand if you haven't slept all night, and your name is Jennifer.

Picking through Jenn's things, Stacy and Stephanie claim her old "Sweet Valley High" books and New Kids albums.