Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. ... Goonies never say die!

Mom provides some good Texas advice for Jenn and Scott on their way out of Nashville, such as "Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco" and "It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep."

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your golden trash so that I may dump it!

Sometime when the team is up against it and the breaks are beating the movers, tell them to go out there with all they've got and pack just one for the Gipper!

Yep, nothing can go wrong with this.

Having burned all their bridges, Scott and Jenn bug out before the creditors come calling.