For Women Only !
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign
that reads: "For Women Only". Since they are without their
boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have
5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you
can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you
what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the
men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without
hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and
handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall
and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still
two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and
handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize
that there is still
one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they
head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor
was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
A Letter to the Divorce Counselor
Dear Abby,
My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me,
but has cheated our entire marriage. He is a good
provider and has many friends and supporters. They
know he’s a lying cheat, but they just avoid the
issue. He is a hard worker, but many of his coworkers
are leery of him. Every time he gets caught, he just
denies it all. Then he admits he was wrong, and begs
me to forgive him. This has been going on for so long,
everyone in town knows he’s a cheat. What should I do?
Frustrated
Dear Frustrated,
You should dump him. No woman in her right mind would
put up with this and now that you are a New York
Senator, you really don’t need him anymore.
Abby
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