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Rabri Devi, Sonia Gandhi and Jayalalitha

Rabri Devi, Sonia Gandhi and Jayalalitha were flying together in a plane.

They were just talking among themselves when Rabri said:
'I have this 100 rupee note. If I drop this from the plane then it will fall on the ground and one Indian will pick it up and so I can make one Indian happy'.

So Sonia pulled out two 50 rupee notes and said :
If I drop these two 50 rupee notes, I can make two Indians happy'.

Lastly Jaya pulled out 100 one rupee note and said:
'If I can drop all 100 one rupee notes, then I can make 100 Indians happy'.

Seeing all this hypocrisy the pilot could not resist himself and said:
'If I can drop all three of you from the plane ,I can make one billion Indians happy'.

A fast one on Mr. Thackrey
A cricket match is on between the Aussies & Indians at Wankhede Stadium. 
Bal Thackrey is sitting in the balcony watching it.
He's very happy that Pakistan is not playing.
Suddenly Sachin hits a sixer to McGrath and the ball lands up just next to Bal Tackrey's seat.
McGrath shouts, "Hey ! Gimme the ball back."
Thackrey shouts back, "Yey Marathit bol."
McGrath doesn't understand a thing and repeats his statement. This gets the
same reply from Thackrey. Now, a security official standing at the boundry goes
to McGrath & tells him, "Sir, that is Bal Thackrey."
Now McGrath is excited, (he has heard about him) and shouts, "OH! BALL TAK REY."
Bal Thackrey is happy and throws the ball back to him
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