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Learn Simple Mathematics You thing you had your maths lessons at school well here are few more SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT . An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com. One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896 Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = 4 minute song in Hindi movie.Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own production company = Kajol Rona dhona * Bewafai * Badle ki aag = Your mom's favourite serials. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan - Talent. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan 1 person + straigh hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay Dutt 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four Hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya Film. Lady Mathematical and Lady Logical Once upon a time there were these 2 sari clad women namely Lady Mathematical and Lady Logical. Once they both were walking down the street to there home. While walking they realized that a man was chasing them. Lady Logical (LL): It seems this man behind us is chasing us! Lady Mathematical (LM): Yeah, and at this rate he will catch us in precisely 15 mins and 35 secs. What do we do now? LL : The very logical thing to do... let us increase our speed. LM : But now even he has increased his speed and now at this rate He'll catch us in a minute. LL : Let us go to home using different paths, Logically he can not chase both of us. Thus atleast one of us will be safe. SO they parted there ways.. The man followed Lady logical, and Lady mathematical reached home earlier safely. After some time even Lady Logical reached home.... LM : what happened to u? LL : the man followed me , and subsequently caught me in a minute. LM : then what did u do? LL : The only logical thing to do... I pulled my saree up. LM : Then what happend....??!! LL : The only logical thing that man could have done, He dropped his pants. LM : Then what.....??!!@@## LL : Isn't it very logical..... A woman with her saree up will always run faster than a man with his pants down. |