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*If it's zero degrees outside today, and it is
supposed to be twice as
cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
*Why is it called building when it is already built?
*If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the
opposite of congress?
*Is it possible to be totally partial?
*If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a
success?
*If all the world is a stage where is the audience
sitting?
*If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't
people from Holland called Holes?
*Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy
adultery?
*When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?
*If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific
mean to make terrible?
* Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
*If lawyers are debarred and clergymen defrocked,
doesn't it follow that
electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted,
cowboys deranged,
models deposed,
dry cleaners depressed?
*Why is it if someone tells you there are 1 billion
stars in the universe,you will believe them but if
they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to
touch it to be sure?
*Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
*If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil
come from?
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