All right, lest you guys think I'm overly serious about recasting Storm, here's Whoopi Goldberg to provide some measure of levity to the X-MEN.
Wolverine: "Nothin'! Just checkin' my nails."
Storm: "Well, could you QUIT using my back as a nail file?!?! I'm tryin' to fly the plane here!!!"
"No way!!!!! Prof. X and Magneto are QUEENS?!?!? You're out of your telekinetic mind, girl!!!
""Whoa, whoa, wait a minute, Papa Smurf! That bald guy in the wheelchair ISN'T the Pope!!! And where are my nuns?!?! WHERE ARE MY FRIGGIN' NUNS?!?!"
"Hi, I'm Whoopi...you wanna get out of the burning truck, honey, 'coz I'm turning blue out here, you know?"
Storm: "What the HELL are you DOING back there?!?!"
"Asan kaya ang tanging inang outlet ng Le Charmant dito?"
"Sino may sabing hindi ako ang bagong box-office queen?!?! HAAAAAAAAAA?!?! Pasasabugin ko'ng mga utak ninyo!!!!!!!"
Storm Girls
