X-MEN IV: ORIGINS


X-MEN IV: ORIGINS

Since the X-MEN movie franchise thus far seems to revolve mainly about Wolverine's search for his past, I decided to cut to the chase and let out his deep, dark secrets - and those of the other members of the series as well ;)




Wolverine Finally Discovers His True Past


Freddy: "Strike a pose, son!"

Wolvie: "Anytime (sniff) ...dad!"





Mystique Endures Yet Another Visit From Her Mother.


"Dahling, dahling, daaaaaaahhhhhling!!! When are you going to stop hanging around

with that magnetic old man and settle down with someone your own...color?"




The Brilliant Prof. X And His Not-So-Brilliant Son, Pinhead.


Pinhead: "But DAAAAAAAADDD!!!!! It's MY turn to use Cerebro!!!"

Prof. X: "Quiet, son. I'm still watching 'When Mutants Kill' on The Jenny Jones Show."




Aside From Logan, The One Other Person Cyclops Hated Was His Half-Brother, Geordi .


Geordi LaForge: "I'm TELLING you!!! Prof. X is the SAME PERSON as Capt. Picard!!!"

Cyclops: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Take THAT, you lying &@^(*@#^)@$*&@#!!"




Children of The Storm


Everyone in the Xavier Academy thought Storm was a fine role model for the children -

until that fateful day when it was all TOO late.

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