Since the X-MEN movie franchise thus far seems to revolve mainly about Wolverine's search for his past, I decided to cut to the chase and let out his deep, dark secrets - and those of the other members of the series as well ;)
Wolvie: "Anytime (sniff) ...dad!"
with that magnetic old man and settle down with someone your own...color?"
Prof. X: "Quiet, son. I'm still watching 'When Mutants Kill' on The Jenny Jones Show."
Cyclops: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Take THAT, you lying &@^(*@#^)@$*&@#!!"
until that fateful day when it was all TOO late.
Freddy: "Strike a pose, son!"
"Dahling, dahling, daaaaaaahhhhhling!!! When are you going to stop hanging around
Pinhead: "But DAAAAAAAADDD!!!!! It's MY turn to use Cerebro!!!"
Geordi LaForge: "I'm TELLING you!!! Prof. X is the SAME PERSON as Capt. Picard!!!"
Everyone in the Xavier Academy thought Storm was a fine role model for the children -
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