When we last left Robo-Drac, he was up to his old shennanigans, killin' people left and right. And he had arrived in Millbridge, where all the children are missing. Oooo, spooooooky.
Robo-Drac was now at the bar. And when I say bar, I mean he was in a Auto-Garage, drinking motor oil, and rubbing turtle wax on his ass. As he was doing this, a cow wearing a bow tie entered.
"Moooooo," said the cow.
"Fuck you cow!" Robo-Drac said.
"Wait! Listen to what I have to say Robo-Drac!" said the cow.
"What the fuck? Talking cows! What's next, alien ass farmers?" Robo-Drac said.
"I'm no ordinary cow," said the cow, "I'm the mayor of Millbridge."
"Why the fuck would they ellect a cow?"
"Why not???" said the cow, and Robo-Drac couldn't think of a good argument against it, so he went with it.
"Robo-Drac, your reputation has spread far and wide, you are a robot of action," said the cow mayor.
"Yeah, the action of killin' babies!" Robo-Drac said, and laughed.
"Robo-Drac, I want to hire you to help find the missing children," said the cow mayor.
"What's in it for me?" said Robo-Drac.
"If you find the children, we'll give you all the buttered ham you can eat!" said the mayor cow.
Clearly, the mayor cow had done his homework, because anyone who knows Robo-Drac knows he can't resist buttered ham.
"You've got yourself a deal!" Robo-Drac said.
Robo-Drac began his investigation buy sitting on his metal ass and doing nothing.
Nightfall came.
Robo-Drac rode around the streets, and then, he came upon Christopher Walken, the janitor.
"I can help you," Christopher Walken said.
"Help me what? Make anti-semetic remarks!" Robo-Drac said.
"No, I can help you fin dthe children."
"Oh really."
"Yes. There are rumors, rumors about the castle...," Christopher Walken said.
"What castle?" Robo-Drac asked.
"That castle," Christopher Walken said, pointing.
Robo-Drac looked and saw there was a huge dark spooky castle far away in the hills.
"Who lives there?" Robo-Drac asked, "Assman Dickwad?"
"No, know one knows who lives there. But there's rumors...rumors that something evil lurks in the castle. Something that came down and stole the children away...."
"Evil huh? Like Jud Nelson?"
"No! God know! Not THAT evil!" Christopher Walken said.
"Oh, well, that's a relief," Robo-Drac said.
"Come on," Christopher Walken said, "I'll take you to the castle."
"Why do you wanna help me so much?" Robo-Drac said.
"Because I like your moxy Robo-Drac," Christopher Walken said.
They headed for the castle.
TO BE CONTINUED!!

Castle huh?? What is this?? A crappy horror movie? Why hasn't Robo-Drac just blown up the dumb ass town already? Why is a cow the mayor?? Is there even a point to this story? These questions and more wont be answered in the next exciting installment of:
AS THE WORLD EXPLODES AT GENERAL DEATH HOSPITAL ALL MY ROBO DRAC!-----An Erotic Thriller.
ON TO EPISODE 4...