" Robo-Drac and Christopher Walken made their way to the castle.
They approached it's large draw bridge door. As soon as they got close, the door lowered.
"From here on you go alone," Christopher Walken said, "I've gotta go home and masturbate."
"Alright then," Robo-Drac said, and headed into the dark spooky castle alone.
He wheeled through the long dark corridoors, until he came upon a door marked SECRET LAB!
Robo-Drac pushed the door open and entered.
The room was darkly lit, but lit enough for him to see one thing:
The children, hundreds of them, hanging upside down from the ceiling, barbed wire wraped around their ankles, naked, screaming in fear and pain. Their blood dripped down on him.
Robo-Drac started laughing.
"Hahahaha, that's funny!" he said.
Just then, out of the shadows, came JUD NELSON!
Robo-Drac screamed in terror.
"Jud Nelson!" Robo-Drac said,"Star of 'The Breakfast Club'!"
"That's right," Jud Nelson said, "Tis I!"
"SO it was you who stole all the children."
"Yes," Jud Nelson said, "It was."
"But why--not that I really give a fuck."
"What drew you here Robo-Drac?" Jud Nelson asked, "To this town?"
"Whu? I dunno..."
"Inside you felt this urge, didn't you? Something pulling you here!"
"I guess," Robo-Drac said.
"And this, IS WHY!" Jud Nelson said, and turned on the flood lights.
The whole lab lit up brighter, and Robo-Drac saw the unthinkable:
THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF ROBO-DRACS!!
"Eeegads!" Robo-Drac said.
The thousands of Robo-Drac's were dormant, not turned on, linned up against the walls.
"What is this?!" Robo-Drac said.
"Millbridge is where you were created Robo-Drac!" Jud Nelson said.
"No!" Robo-Drac said.
"Yes!" Jud Nelson said.
"No!!!"
"Yes!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!"
"Fuck."
"You were created in this very lab, and then sent away, to become some fucking government project. But they failed. They stole my beautiful idea to create a killing robot machine!"
"Well, not really, I am a killing Robot-Machine," Robo-Drac said.
"Oh...well...um, anyway, I've created thousands more of you. And soon, I will rule the world!"
"So why'd you kidnap the damn kids you schmuk!"
"To feed the Robo-Drac army! Once I bring them to life, I shall feed them the children. Once the Robo-Drac army gets a taste for human flesh, there will be no stoping it!"
"Ass," Robo-Drac said.
"But I need one more thing," Jud Nelson said.
"What's that?"
"These Robo-Drac's don't have the Dracula cross breeding you have! So now I must steal your brains!"
"Awww fuck," Robo-Drac said, "I've had enough of this crazy crap-ola."
So he killed Jud Nelson.
Yeah, it was that simple.
Then he freed the kids and brought them all back to town, after blowing up the castle and destroying all the Robo-Dracs, cuz face it, Robo-Drac is a big jerk, even he knows that, and even he knows more than one Robo-Drac is too much.
The next morning, a huge ceremony was held in town celebrating Robo-Drac. He was awarded a large plaque and all the buttered ham he could eat.
"Thanks a lot!" he said, then he blew up the entire town, killing everyone, and ate the charred corpses.

THE END.