Robo-Drac arrived in the seemingly quiet town of Millbridge Assconson. Every store and house was decorated for Halloween, but there was something off about the town. There was no one around...
Robo-Drac moved slowly through the streets, looking around, and then he came upon Millbridge School.
"Yum, children," Robo-Drac said, and went into the school looking for a quick snack. He moved through the narrow dark hallways, past classroom after classroom, but they were all emtpy. No children...
Robo-Drac stood around, confused, his various gears turning inside him.
"What in the fuck?" he said.
Just then, a janitor, as played by Christopher Walken, came up the hall, dancing and mopping as he did.
"Hey fucking Janitor! Where are all the kids at!" Robo-Drac said.
"Gone," said Christopher Walken the janitor.
"Where?"
"Don't know. A few nights ago, all the children just dissapeared. Strangest thing. Just up and vanished. No body knew anything about it. We searched high and low, over the valleys and through the woods to grandmothers house we go and we didn't find them."
"Wow," Robo-Drac said, "Wanna dance?"
"Yes!" said Christopher Walken the janitor, and then he and Robo-Drac danced together.
After they danced, Robo-Drac went back outside. A cool breez blew, but he didn't feel it, cuz he's fucking made of metal, the jerk.
Out of the shadows came an old woman in a shall.
"The children!" she whispered with her old woman lips, "They're all gone!!!"
"So I heard, Old Woman," Robo-Drac said. "Must find them!" she yelled.
"Eww, you're old," Robo-Drac said, and then sisscored her in half at the waist and ate her brains.
To Be Continued...

Where are all the kids????? Why is Christopher Walken a janitor???? Why can't some people die???? Find out next time in the next thrilling chapter of AS THE WORLD EXPLODES AT GENERAL DEATH HOSPITAL ALL MY ROBO DRAC!-----An Erotic Thriller!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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