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We all have them. Moments in time where you see, hear or discover something SO random, it would be criminal not to make a record of it. We're going to. Random quotes and snippets of conversation that make us smile.So, starting today, we bring you:

THE REALLY RATHER POINTLESS RANDOM QUOTES PAGE!

* Wouldnt it be funny if everyone quacked at once?

* The Pope was Jewish, you know

* I'll bet you have some really interesting dreams

* So, I think I'm going to Amsterdam this year

* Son, you need a yellow haircut

* I think it's wonderful what they're doing with incense nowadays

* I wasnt always a woman, you know.

* Does your mother know you're a dope dealer?

* Are you high or something?

* Oh, you must be from California

* I used to be a hippie, myself

* There's nothing like having lots of money

* You look like an aardvark!

* Haven't I seen you on TV?

* I think haemorrhoid commercials are really neat!

* We only use 20% of our brains, why not burn out the other 80%?

* I'm soliciting contributions for Zombies For Christ

* I'd like to sell you an edible poodle.

* I AM the walrus!

* Jesus loves you more than you will know

* I feel an unaccountable urge to dye my hair blue

* Wasn't Jane Fonda wonderful in BArbarella?

* Would you like a jelly baby?

* What goes up a chimney down, but not down a chimney up?

* What gets wet as it dries?

* My mother is a goat. She's very happy about that.

* Glory, Glory Derby County, and the Rams go marching ON!

* IT'S A LEOPARD! IN A DRESS!

I challenge you to fit as many of these as possible into a normal everyday conversation. Try it. See how many funny looks you get :)

Also, if you find anything that you think needs to be here, then send an E-Mail telling us about it!