About ME!

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Political Definitions Of A Bovine Nature

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Wow-you want to know about me???? *blush* I'm flattered. Really I am :D Welp, here ya go: Everything ya ever wanted to know about the bloke/fool/god-like entity (Delete as applicable) who brought you R.R.O.R!

NAME: Scott Lewis

AGE: 17

LOCATION: Bristol, England

INTERESTS: Kickboxing, Kendo, Working Out, Chatting Online, Building Websites, Acting, Reading, Writing, Being Totally Random All The Time

AMBITIONS: To be Supreme King Commander Overlord-In-Chief of the entire planet, or, failing that, to be a journalist.

EYES: Blue

HAIR: Brown-Blonde

OK, FIRST THINGS FIRST: WHY DO YOU CALL YOURSELF RIMM? Welp, basically, a few years back one of my friends suddenly decided I bore a close resemblance to Arnold Rimmer, from the TV show Red Dwarf. The nickname "Rimmer" caught on, and now I be stuck with it.

WHO ARE YOUR FRIENDS? IS THERE ANYONE YOU WOULD LIKE TO MENTION HERE? Yuppers. Just want to say hi to: Stephanie, Shadow, Law, Emily, Shampy, Shime, Misa, EL, Rose, li'l P, Auxman, Pipi, Den, Aaron, Melle, Excell, Cleaver, Titch, Hazeybaby, Beav, Mart Rodgey Bootay Robininhio and the other guys at work, Nikki, Hazel M, Roz, Sam, John, James, Jesse, Ryu, Mammy, Rei-Rei, Nabby, Starry, and Anyone Else I've Missed out. Wow, I sound almost popular :D

AWW, HOW SWEET. SO IS THAT PICTURE REALLY YOU? Yup. It is. Ugly git, aint I? It was taken this summer when i was in the states. The old woman is my friend Emily's grandmother.

WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Anything, from Bon Jovi to Beethoven, Linkin Park to Lloyd Webber. I'm a HUGE Bon Jovi and Queen fan, though.

WOW. VERY DIVERSE THERE. SO WHAT ARE YOUR TOP 10 FAVOURITE FILMS??? Sheesh, that's a toughie. But you asked, so I shall oblige.

1: Monty Python And The Holy Grail

2: The Dirty Dozen

3: Star Wars Episode 4: A New Hope (The very first one)

4: Spaceballs

5: Goldfinger

6: The Rocky Horror Show

7: Blazing Saddles

8: Robin Hood: Men In Tights

9: The Great Escape

10: Monty Python's Life Of Brian

A GOOD SELECTION. YOU LIKE YOUR COMEDY THEN, I SEE? Yup, ya could say that ^_^

YOU SEEM LIKE A CALM INFLAPPABLE PERSON. DOES ANYTHING REALLY ANNOY YOU? Yeah. When people come up to you when you're at a bus stop and say "Has the bus come yet???" DOES IT LOOK LIKE THE &%£$"*^ BUS HAS COME YET???? OF COURSE THE BUS HAS COME, I'M STANDING ON THIS BUS STOP LIKE A &£$"%!@ LEMON FOR THE SAKE OF IT!!!

UMM...OK....*STEALS AWAY QUIETLY* Hey! HEY! GET BACK HERE! THIS INTERVIEW ISN'T FINISHED YET!

YOU'RE SATAN AREN'T YOU? Yes....You found out my secret, and now you and your entire race shall pay the penalty! THE BOVINE APOCALYPSE IS NIGH! GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

OK....BYE FOR NOW.....