NAME: Rev. Merv (AKA Ben - AKA Howodds bitch)

Merv was born a Jesus Junkie but over dosed on our Lord and savior at the age of twelve. Hopefully this monkey can still go to heaven though...

Merv is ordained via the internet. Hallelujah! (He stole this idea from Brother Yeomans). He may now perform weddings, funerals, baptisms and other Godly tasks. He hopes to introduce fire into his baptisms and goats into his weddings.

He currently works for a big IT company, resetting passwords in the name of the Lord. He has just been promoted to a jumped up phone monkey. He is keen to introduce a team praying session each morning (just to scare anyone from work who reads this). Nice.

Merv drives The Lepermobile. Which bit will fall off next? Only God knows.

LIKES: All Gods children/creations, cowboy hats, Nuns, Joy Division, Techno, GBA, Monkey Ball and Bruce Campbell. Oh - and Howodd?

HATES: Work, feet and the fact that his parking is real bad...

WANTS FOR XMAS: A spine.