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| Different Forms of Workplace Revenge |
| Revenge against a co-worker. This can be for several reasons, usually petty, but really easily resolved as long as you're smart about it |
| Revenge against you boss. A bit more serious, but easily resolved, more enthusiasm required, but worth it in the long run. |
| Revenge against you Company. Very Serious. If you're going to do this, I guess you've already been fired, or if not, will be soon, or suspect you are about to. |
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| Revenge against a co-worker |
| As soon as you start to talk about work, you must start to think politics. The bigger the company, the bigger the games, but, basically all things that go on at work, every word said, every gesture is all part of a game that you are playing, how well you do this, and how many players there are (employees) depends on the level of the games. When you need to seek revenge in this game, it iis always the upper hand if you know the Rules (Policy and Proceedure)there is a P&P Manual available at all times to all employees. I suggest that you read it, as one day, it either may save your bacon, or, help to fry someone elses. To get back at a fellow employee, you need to realise that as in any "game" there are sides, and you need to find out who is on theirs. Once you have found this out, befriend these people, and your Target as well, if possible, and brownnose the boss a bit. get the boss onside, and you run the office/factory/whatever. Once you have done these things, drop little hints arround that the person is slacking off. Even if they aren't, they will now be watched, and every extra minute they take off will be written down. Do little, immature things to annoy the person. Offer to make the cuppa's at smoko, and always add too much sugar to theirs. find their favorite pen/tapemeasure/whatever, and throw it out, or stash it, in the bosses desk. Make their day at work hell, and put up as many annoying obstacles as possible, so instead of them loving to com,e to work, they'll hate it, then loath it, then quit. I've done it before, and I'll do it again |
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| Revenge On Your Boss |
| This is slightly more complex than the above, as you have to work hard to do it. You must learn the P&P inside out, and not give him a reason to fire you. Brown Nose heaps, ask him if you can help him with anything, posting letters, printing reports, sending them, anything. Do as much for him/her as you can, untill to make their job easier, they rely on you a lot. Once you have achieved this, the games can begin. As you are now his right hand person, you will have power over him/her, as you now know his weaknesses in his/her job, and he/she will have told you how they cut corners, usually against the companies P&P. Armed with this information, you can take revenge in a couple of ways. You can basically blackmail him with the knowledge you have, and spend as many years as you lke under him doing virtually fuck all. Just remember your P&P. Or, you can start to make him look incompetant. losing a file here, memo there. put "Urgent" memo's either in the bin, or at the bottom of his inbox. Ask him questions he/she doesn't know the answer to in front of hisa/her superiors, and then correct his/her wrong answer, but once again, Remember your P&P. |
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| Revenge On Your Company |
| This one is easy. almost every business that hires more than 5 people require constand work/production to make a profit. All you need to do is throw a few spanners into there industrial machine, and there are heaps to choose from. You have the Labour Unions, the Police, Consumer Affairs, Industrial Relations, Workplace Health and Safety, and last, but not least your local Tax department. Be Creative when decribeing your companies indiscretions to the various Powers. Each of them will check out your anon. calls, and then proceed to tie up the time of management, letting the workers slack off. slack workers, no productivity, no profit. keep it going, untill they fold |