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WOAH......So for some Reason you've decided a Physical revenge..  Serious step but I'm sure you have your reasons, not like I care anyway.... But there are a few VERY IMPORTANT things you need to realise, the virst being that what you're planning to do is ILLEGAL.
   This being the case, you'll need to plan meticulously in order not to get caught, making a balaclava, latex gloves and running shoes your best friends.
How You Can Get Caught
Telling people before the event, at any time what you're planning  to do This can be used as a motive, or as evidence as to your state of mind. Tell no-one what you plan, not evn those you trust, saving you hours of plotting and exacting revenge when/if they betray you.

Leave Evidence that you were at the scene of the crime.  Though, not very Bright, there are a lot of police arround who's life is trying to catch people like you. They can't catch youi unless they can prove it was you.

Allow your face to be witnessed.  Either by another person, or by a vidio   camera.  A mask will never do, as it can either be removed, or traced back to you.  Don't be fooled, the police have seven years in order to do this.

Take an Accomplice.  As demonstrated by holiwood, this always backfires. As this isn't personal for them, they will fuck up, and as shown by the movies, will dog you to the pigs to save his/her own arse.

Take physical evidence of your Victory.  This as well will backfire, and can be used at anyime to prove your guilt.

Keep any of the cloths/items used for your revenge. If you're going to stab someone, don't use your favorite knife. Making sharp Icicles is said to be the best stabbing weapon, as they disolve quickly.

Take any items from the scene, unless it plays with what you want the police to see. If you want it to look like a robbery, sure, take everything valuable, but don't sell it. dump it in an area with a lot of drug junkies. When the police look for the goods, they'll get a loose end. Keep and spend  any cash though
USEFULL ITEMS
1.Clothing
  -Completely black trackpants
  -Completely black jumper
  -Completely black t-shirt
  -Salvation Army Runners

2.Items
  -4pr. disposable latex cloves
  -small cheap torch
  -ft long steel pipe 25mm
  -2rll electric tape

3. Optional Extras
  -2 or 3 rlls of cling wrap
  -gaffa tape
  -pair of pliers
  -disposable lighter
VERY IMPORTANT TIPS
Plan your timing. Night is always the best time for these little revenge activities, most people are either tired,        or asleep, so a)you're more likely to catch you victem off guard, & b) Less possible witnesses.  Try to work       this into your schedule. also most Police have shift change between 5-6am depending on where you live. so,        4-7am is your best window.

Never leave any trace that you were there, hence the extra latex cloves, the Salvation Army runners, and the  Black T-shirt.  If you feel your cloves break, put on a new pair as soon as you can, and wipe any surface           where your hands have been.  Keep your face covered, not only will you conceal your identity, but police can      now match hair DNA, so the extra t-shirt will prevent this.  It can be made into a makeshift balaclava easitly.

Next we have the runners. you can buy these from the Salvation Army for about $4 , and once you've used         them for your specific event, they can be disguarded. buy a size or so too big, and fill with liners or wear            extra socks so any tracks left will be bigger than your normal shoes.

Though you may really want to, resist the urge to talk to your victem. they obviously know you, and might          be able to identifie your voice, or any speach mannerisms you have.

Try to give yourself an aliby.  Go to your local club after you've splashed some strong alcohol through your hair and have a shot to make you breath smell.  Buy nothing but shots, and drink them down, always letting some, maybe even half every now and then spill down your front.Act more and more drunk as the time  passes, and on each frequent trip to the toilet, make yourself throwup the alcohol. Then drink water from the tap to dilute what is left. when you leave, try to get kicked out, or pretend to have trouble walking.  If the police are pointed your way after the fact, tell them where you spent most of the night. the barstaff will testify to the fact that you could hardly walk, let alone commit such a horrible crime.
THE ONLY SURE FIRE WAY TO KILL SOMEONE AND NOT GET CAUGHT
    This method has a lot of variable, so some aspects my need to be adjusted to account for these.  Firstly, what you're looking for is an opportunity when your victen is getting into his/her car at nighttime, or when it's dark.daylight saving is great, as it'll be dark when they go to work, or when they come home, depending on where you are.  If you are wearing the above clothes, with the runers being either black, or spraypainted black, you will be invisible  to all eyes if you are still and in a shadow, even cats not two feet from you. Conceal yourself as close as possible to the drivers side door, but make sure that you're in a shadow.  As soon as your victem opens the door, rus out, and hit him/her in a upwart hit to the head. If the blow to the back of the head doesn't knock him/her out, the momentus of the blow will make his/her head connect with the top of the car.
      If you can, push your victem into the car using this momentum. picking up/ manouvering an unconscious person  can be quite bothersome.start, or re-start the car and drive off.  As soon as you leave the driveway, remove youhead covering, and obey all road rules. Don't give the police a reason to pick you up.  Proceed to an unused or abandoned property, the bush is best, but a house will do.
     We'll just leave the bush scenario for the moment, and concentrate on the house. If you are smart, you will have chqed out this house, made sure nobody was in it, and, even made your presance,(not your discription) known in the street.  Most Suburban houses are built on brick risers, giving about 3 feet clearance under the floor. this is the house you want to despose of you body in.  Get the car into the backyard, and when you are sure no-one is watching, pull the unconscious victem beneath the house. Now, onto the disposal.
     Reguardless of weither you're using a house or the bush, the princible is the same.  Using the electrical tape, bind the victems hands and feet. use all the tape, making it as tight as possible.  Once that is done, use some cling wrap, make a ball out of it, and stuff it into their mouth.  Use the rolls of cling wrap to completely cover their body, head to toe. with the head being the most important part. make sure the plastic arround their head is air tight.. Did a hole, and roll their body into the hole, and cover make it as deep as you can, at least a foot under the house, and three feet in the bush.  If you wrapped them properly, the body will decompose in the plastic, and no smell will eminate, stopping any animals from searching and then digging them up.drive the car to an area with a high crime rate, and leave the keys in it, and the doors unlocked.  Pretty soon, it will be stolen, and a false trail planted. If not, no matter.
     Remove your cloves, but keep them. You must burm them, and everything else you are wearing, pants shoes, the lot. hope you didn't leave the t-shirt in the car.



BODILY REVENGE FOR THE BEST RESULTS
   A similar senario is needed for this situation as described above.  Exact same cloting, the only difference, being all you need is a metal baseball bat.  Pick the same hiding place, but, all you need to do, is attack you victem with a hard swing to the side of the knee. the aim of the game is to break it, or failing that, incapacitate your victem.  Once they're on the ground, they'll be at your mercy (which they wont have) Though temping, don't hit them in the head, or Torso, go for the joints, make sure to break one or more of them. Elbows are good, but knees better, breaking all four is a bit of overkill, but it depends on how much revenge you want. Just remember that the longer it takes, the more chance you have at being caught. just before you leave, just say "don't do it again, or I'll kill you" that will really put them on edge way after the bones have healed
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