Everyone has either now, or some point in the past knows, or has known someone that deserves the worst that life can offer. I do believe in Karma, so I know that at some point, the uyniverse will take its toll on them, but sometimes,
      1) It's not quick enough, and
      2) Nowhere near as personal enough

That being said, there are a few things you will need to know, and in order to pull it of with out getting caught, much preperation needs to be done:

              "REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD"

This quote is famous for a reason. Anyone commiting revenge while hot blooded, though they feel good at the time, generally makes mistakes, and gets caught, then get punished.  Lessening the sweet taste.....So, bide your time, plan carefully, make sure you make no mistakes, take everything into account, and then strike when the opportunity presents itself with the full force of your vengence, still being able to skip away scott free whistleing a merry tune with an innocent look on your face, and an evil glint in your eye.
1st THING TO CONSIDER
The first thing you need to consider when planning your revenge, is what you want out of it.  There is no point utterly destroying your ex lover/husband/wife if you want them back.  Same as getting a workmate fired, if you only want them to back off and leave you alone.
2nd THING TO CONSIDER
As touched on briefly, getting caught after commiting revenge is a big downer to the situation.  To make matters worse, the "LAW" tends to look down on people who break the law to these ends, and so the punishments are kinda harsh.  So basically, the trick is to plan very carefully, and not only think about yourself in this situation, but the others involved as well. Being, The Victem, The Powers That Be, and Any Innocent bystanders that may be influenced.
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