Truth or Dare, Chapter Three:
What Happens when Hi-chan spikes the punch?
by: Asurahime
(-You wouldn't want to know... trust me, you are better off not knowing. But if you insist, read on!!!-)
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(-I keep my promises Tasuki. You and Miaka make a much cuter couple tha that guy who always make her ^!#$!^^& cry!!-)
Tasuki grinned as Miaka smiled her apologies to Tamahome, then she clung even closer to the ex-bandit. "It's my turn now. Hotohori-sama, Truth-or-da----???"
Hotohori however was busy looking into a mirror and combing his hair. "I am so beautiful, I don't have a bad case of narcissism...... what??"
Everyone sweatdropped and shook their heads.
"Oh, it's my turn. Dare..." he said, then looked into his mirror again.
"Hotohori-sama, you are %&!^!^ constantly staring at yourself in mirrors..." smirked Tasuki as he hugged Miaka even closer and flamed Tamahome, who was trying his best not to main Tasuki. "Be still obake-chan!!!"
Miaka added. "Gomenasai Tamahome, but I... Tasuki is just way too kawaii!!! And he is even more bishonen that you to a certain extent..."
(-*sigh*- Aww, how sweet!! You and Tasuki are so kawaii, Miaka!! ..............Rekka Shinen!!!-)
Tamahome was suddenly against the wall with fire arrows keeping him in place three feet off the ground.
(-I'm good with crossbows too!! Didn't I %!#&# tell you not to mess with Tasuki and Miaka?! This is a damn fanfic for cryin' out loud! You've been with Miaka for way too long that you are so possessive of her!! Just be lucky that my aim wasn't very keen today!!-)
"That's not keen??? A half-centimeter lower and she would have nailed him on the head." whispered Suboshi to Yui and his brother.
Tasuki continued. "Arigatoo Hi-chan-sama!! As I was saying, Hotohori-sama, I dare you to give that Ashitare a make-over, until he looks exactly like you..."
Twelve of Hotohori's mirrors cracked at the same time as he was scared speechless.
The rest of the room turned in SD form and were trying their best not to laugh. I was, however.....
(-Bwahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-)
"Hi-chan-sama, I thought that I used to be your favorite character... *sniffle*....." cried Hotohori.
(-Oh, poor Hori-chan. Sorry, but 'used to be' is such a strong phrase. You can give Ashitare his make-over where no one can see.-)
Hotohori smiled. "Thank you. Tamahome. Truth or Dare?"
"....................Truth ..................." He was giving Tasuki a sharp look, but Tasuki was smiling fit to crack his face wide open because Tamahome was still suspended on the wall with his hair on fire.
"I want you to tell us how you really feel about Tasuki, and how he took Miaka from you. But in truth, ever since he came back from bloody from Kutou, I knid of figured out that he does deserve Miaka." reflected Hotohori.
"Thanks..." Tamahome said sarcastically. "But I would gladly do my truth. I think they shouldn't be together because Miaka loves me, and I love her. I @$&%@^ proposed to her already!! Tasuki used to be a bandit. He used to raid villages. He can't swim. He swears way too damn much. He loves to get drunk. There are rumors going around about Tasuki being even gayer than Nuriko. They don't belong together because..."
Tamahome continued on for 15 minutes.
(-That's enought Tama. Shut up and I don't have to hurt you..... hell, maybe I'll hurt you even then.-)
"Gomenasai, Hi-chan-sama... Suboshi, truth or dare?" Tamahome was still unhappy and barely dodged a couple of crossbow bolts.
"Dare. Those truths are even worse." replied Suboshi.
Tamahome scowled. "Spend the night with Yui..."
"WHAT?!?", cried everyone in the room. Miaka rushed from Tasuki's arms to revive Yui, who recently keeled over in terror.
"Tamahome, I... I...." Suboshi tried to say it through the tears of joy running down his face.
"Hold on erotic twin!!! I'm not done with you yet!!!" Tamahome interrupted. "Spend the night with Yui."
Tasuki cut in. "Would you just %!&@in' say it??"
"AND!!???", asked Suboshi, who was half-mad with impatience.
"And... don't even try to seduce her." finished the ogre.
(-Holy $^@%!!! That is going to be hard on yo-yo boy...-)
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!?!??!!??!?!!??!?!!?!?!" cried Suboshi as he heard the dare.
The whole room was grinning when they heard Suboshi's untimely answer.
"Tamahome-kun, don't you think you frightened Suboshi pale, no da?" asked Chichiri.
"No, I don't. Hey, where in the hell did Fang-boy and Miaka go? I swear, if he is gonna do what I think he's gonna do... he has another thing coming."
(-Yui, Tetsuya is waiting for you outside. Nakago, Soi, would you please follow her?-)
"Hai, Hi-chan-sama." said Nakago, who was suddenly being dragged outside by Soi.
"Tetsuya." smiled Yui.
When they left, the real fun began. The girl in the white tunic and iron fan rematerialized in front of the party who were still inside. Putting down her crossbow, longbow, and quiver of arrows, she got out eight pens and eight tablets of paper with 500 pages each.
"Amiboshi, Suboshi, Mitsukake, Chichiri, Chiriko, Hotohori, Nuriko, and Tomo..." said the girl.
Everyone turned to look at her. "Hai, Hi-chan-sama??"
"You know what to do..." she replied as she handed over the tablets of paper and pens to Suboshi and went out the front door.
As soon as the strangely collected author was gone, the others fixed their attention on Tamahome. Tomo (who was still in his dress, mind you) took out his 'Shin'; Amiboshi took out his flute; Suboshi, who was still pale from Tamahome's dare took out his Ryuuseisui; Hotohori unsheathed his sword; and armguards formed on Nuriko's forearms... while Chichiri and Chiriko got out a video camera. Mituskake had an insanely vicious smile on his face as he held a tablet and a pen in his hands.
Tamahome swallowed visibly as everyone turned mad smiles upon him.
Everyone chorused, "Whatever Hi-chan-sama says... of course we know what to do."
Outside, it was quiet. Tasuki and Miaka, Yui and Tetsuya, and Nakago and Soi were spending the last moments of the day looking at the dark sky.
The author suddenly walked towards them. "So, how was that game of Truth-or-Dare?"
"...................." Everyone was silent, since no one dared to comment to try and invoke Hi-chan's rage.
"I guess it wasn't what you expected... well, here's my final gift to you."
As soon as she disappeared, the six of them began to wonder what she was talking about.
"What is this author doing? This ending doesn't even have anything to do with Truth or Dare." said Miaka as she held Tasuki's hand.
" I don't know either Mi-chan, all I know is that I am happy that she got the two of us together. I was so afraid to tell you." whispered Tasuki as he gave Miaka a passionate kiss.
"Yeah, I guess not all authors are hentai-minded. This author-sama isn't so bad, but why did she choose this way for us to get together, even when she has a Tasuki-Miaka shrine?"
(-There aren't enough romantic parodies up. Why not have a good time while I'm at it?? Well now, are you all ready for you surprise?-)
"Do we have a choice?" asked Tetsuya.
(-Uhm, no.-)
Suddenly, a brilliant stream of multi-colored flames and sparks erupted in the sky. The display lasted on until the climactic ending.
(-Don't worry, Ashitare and Miboshi are having as much fun as you guys did.-)
An enormous rocket was suddenly sent off with what seemed like two figures tied on to it. One of the figures was wearing green and had wolf-gray hair, while the other one looked like a small child with a prayer wheel in one hand.
Everyone sweatdropped as the two figures hurtled on into deep space. Then, they once again became more involved with each other, oblivious of the wolf-man and the cradle-robber's desperate plight.
"I love you Mi-chan..." whispered Tasuki.
"Anata o aishiteru, Tasu-chan." replied Miaka as she gave him a kiss.
"Wo ai ni, Tetsuya." said Yui.
"Of course. I have to protect you from that erotic yo-yo boy, don't I?" smiled Tetsuya.
"Soi..." uttered Nakago in a seductive tone.
Soi became starry-eyed. "Hai, Nakago-sama??"
Nakago answered. "I.... I.... I can't breathe..."
Soi immediately relaxed her death hold on Nakago's neck as they heard a shriek coming from the inside of the house.
"Sounds like the others are having a lot of fun. I doubt Tamahome is though..." Hi-chan was smirking coldly as she appeared in front of the couples with a pen and paper in her hand. "I guess it's time to end this fanfic."
Tasuki stared pleadingly at the girl. "Does it really have to??"
Hi-chan's smirk turned mischievous. "Don't worry...", she said as she wrote the final line of text on her paper. "Just wait until the sequel comes out."
Needing to relax after all the writing, Hi-chan grew black wings and flew off into the night, leaving the paper with the last line in Tasuki's possession.
Everyone turned to watch the fanfic author fly away. When they couldn't see her anymore, they looked at the final line. As soon as they saw it, they turned pale, frozen in fear... or anticipation.
The final line on the page was written: TO BE CONTINUED..... OH YEAH.....
Shi Jin Ten Chi Cho^^Part One^^Part Two