Is Hi-chan a sadist??
by: Asurahime
(-Don't ask me, I didn't come up with the title this time, but if you really must know, yes, I
am a sadist... to a certain extent.-)
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"That was ^!#^%&' unfair!!! Someone's gonna pay.... Nuriko! Truth or Dare?" growled
Tasuki.
Nuriko wasn't taking any chances. Chiriko was still pretending that Nakago was his father,
Mitsukake was in a coma, Tomo was a freak in a dress, and Tasuki.... had the worst of the dares
so far. "Truth, I'm not taking any chances. Especially when you're invovled."
"Damn. Oh well, tell us your deepest, darkest secret." grinned Tasuki.
Nuriko paled. "Shit... I guess my darkest and deepest secret is that I once drugged one of
my 'Nuriko Specials' and got Hotohori-sama to drink it..."
Everyone face-vaulted while Chichiri and Tasuki covered Chiriko's ears. Hotohori however,
turned SD and backed away from Nuriko.
"What's everyone so shocked about? I didn't do anything, I swear!!" cried Nuriko.
Yui pointed out, "If you didn't do anything, then why is that your 'deepest and darkest'
secret?"
Nuriko blushed. "No comment. Amiboshi! Truth or Dare?"
It was Amiboshi's turn to get a few shades whiter. "Truth."
"Tell me Amiboshi, why is it that you and your brother hug so much? To tell the truth, I
think that it's a little excessive for brothers." beamed Nuriko.
Amiboshi turned bright red and turned towards his brother. "He's my only family left.
What's so wrong with hugging your brother? Don't you also hug your older brother, Nuriko?"
"That is true. Although unlike you, I can count how many times I have hugged my brother
on just my fingers alone." said Nuriko as a matter-of-factly, Soi nodded in agreement.
Amiboshi had enough. "Soi, truth or dare?"
"Dare. Try your worst, flute-boy."
"Spend the entire night alone with Tamahome as soon as we finish this game."
(-I'll make it a twenty-four hour night!!!-)
"Nooooo!! Miaka, stop him!", begged Tamahome.
"I'm sorry Tamahome, the rules say you have to, even if you're just involved." replied
Miaka.
As Soi went over to Tamahome, she picked her next victim. "Chichiri! Truth or Dare?"
"Dare no da!!" said the monk.
"I dare you to do something yaoi. With Tomo...."
(-Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!- *hitting the floor* -This is too much!! Give him a break,
Soi!-)
"DO YOU TAKE ME FOR A FOOL, NO DA???" yelled Chichiri.
"All right, since you're a monk. Just take off that smiling mask of yours for the rest of the
evening; in truth, that thing gives me the creeps." consented Soi.
Chichiri hesitanly took off his mask.
(-CHICHIRI TOTEMO KAWAII DESU NE!! ^!#$, I still like Gen-chan best though.-)
"My turn no da. Yui-chan, truth or dare?"
"Uhm, dare?"
"Kiss Suboshi..."
Yui screeched while Suboshi glittered with happiness.
"... for five minutes..."
"What!??" cried Yui.
"Then kiss Amiboshi for five minutes..."
The Boshi twins were as shocked as Yui now.
Tasuki and Tamahome began to crack up with laughter as Yui did her dare.
Yui was as pale and blue as Seiryuu now. "Well, Suboshi nearly suffocated me, while
Amiboshi was just taking it as opposed to poison. Overall, I like my boyfriend Tetsuya's kisses
better than all the rest, except maybe for Nakago."
Miaka smiled brilliantly at her friend. Yui surveyed who was still available: Miaka, Suboshi,
Hotohori, Tamahome, and Nakago. "Nakago, truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Who do you think is the most beautiful one in this room?"
Soi tried to look as pretty as she can, and so did Tomo, Yui, Nuriko, and Hotohori. Chichiri
was trying to disappear; Tamahome was still in Soi's reluctant but unyielding arms; Chiriko was his
loyal 'son'; Mitsukake was taking this all in; Amiboshi and Suboshi were still too shocked to move;
Tasuki was trying to remove the ink from his body; and Miaka was trying to wake up the twins.
"I think Miaka is the loveliest of all people here." said Nakago as he moved towards Miaka.
However, Tasuki stood in his way wiht Miaka behind him. "Etchi!! Hentai!! Sukebe!!
What in the ^!$^ do you think you're doin'? You tried to kill Miaka!"
"I also tried to screw her twice." said Nakago.
(-Don't worry readers, Nakago is drunk for the punch which I--- er, someone spiked. No
way he would be doing this for real.-)
''Enough! Tasuki! Truth or Dare?"
"Me again? Get this over with! Give me both, then no one can call upon me again!!
Alright??!" shouted Tasuki before he could stop himself.
"Oh, omoshiroi... For truth, do you really hate all women, and if you don't hate ALL
women, who has your interest. For dare, prove that interest, physically..." smirked Nakago.
(-I really have to spike the punch more often if Nakago can be this helpful!! Stop stallin'
and get moving, Fang-boy!!-)
"%$*@ing ^!$^!!! Me and my big fanged mouth..." cursed Tasuki.
He had everyone's attention now, especially the girls'.
"No, I don't hate all women..."
Everyone turned SD and eeped, hid, or laughed... guess who did what...
"There is a girl who I have taken an extreme interest on ever since I met her..."
Nuriko was strangling Tomo in anticipation. -Finally these authors came in useful, Fang-
boy wouldn't have been able to keep it in any longer... Hi-chan-sama spiked the punch, I can
tell...-
Tasuki, who was now as red as the flames of his tessen, and as red as his hair; went over
to where Soi, Miaka, and Yui were all huddled together to witness Tasuki's loss of dignity.
Tasuki said a quick 'gomen' as he picked up Miaka and while holding her tight, kissed her
fully on the mouth. Miaka was too shocked to respond at first, but soon she didn't have a choice,
despite the face that Tamahome saw clearly. The kiss lasted on and on as the others got bored
and continued on with the game. With the exception of Tamahome, Yui, Nakago, and Nuriko.
Nakago used his ki to pin down Tamahome from interfering with the dare her gave Tasuki. Tasuki and Miaka seemed to be enjoying themselves though.
(-Oh, such WAFF!!!-) 'Warm And Fuzzy Feeling'
The kiss finally broke as Nakago released Tamahome from his.... predicament.
The ogre immediately jumped and rushed to Tasuki. "You %@&*$^*!!!!! Why in the hell
did you !^$% do that??!!!"
Tasuki grinned as he placed an arm around Miaka in a possessive way. "Don't blame me,
Obake-chan, blame Nakago... or Hi-chan-sama." -Thanks for spiking the punch!!!- "I warn you
though, you'll get toasted, roasted, and burned to a crisp if you ^!^!$ blame MY author."
Shi Jin Ten Chi Sho^^Part One^^Part Three