by Asurahime
"Oi, Yui-chan. How much longer do we have to wait until we see what we're here for?", asked Miaka, who could barely speak the sentence, considering how much food she was shoveling down her mouth.
"..... Miaka, would you..... never mind." sighed Tamahome as the food at his own plate suddenly disappeared.
"Not for a couple of hours, so why don't we play something while we wait?" said Yui.
"Oh, Yui-sama, you just come up with the gratest ideas..." said Suboshi, who was drooling at the sight of Yui in a tight-fitting Chinese dress.
Amiboshi didn't even try to stop his brother's uncontrollable hormones, for his own gaze was fixed on Miaka, with a similar, if not tighter outfit as Yui.
"Minna, gather round in a circle. We are gonna play Truth or Dare!!!" said Yui.
Everyone shouted, "NANI!!!!!!"
"Yui-sama, don't you remember what happens to us every time one of those authors writes a fic about that game? What hentai things they make us do!??" implored Soi.
"Yeah, those $#^@ authors let Tamahome dump me in swimming pool, made me run my tessen through the dishwasher, asked hentai rumors about me 'n Kouji, and all kinds of that crap!!" swore Tasuki.
(-Is that what ya really think Tasuki?-), asked a quiet voice.
"Hell yeah!!! Ya have no $#^@ idea what kind of (%&* I've been through..... er, who the hell are you??", asked Tasuki.
"NOT ANOTHER AUTHOR!!!", cried Nuriko.
"Daaa," Chichiri shivered. "Don't even joke about such things, no da!!!"
"Who said anyone's joking?" sadi Nakago, symbol flashing blue.
(-No one said any one's jokin', cause yer $#^@in' playin' this game no matter what.-)
Ashitare and Miboshi disappeared. (-No need for seishi like them, I only need you for now... consider this as a sadistic present from me.-)
"Author-sama, which one are you?" asked Hotohori.
A girl wearing a short blue tunic with black hair, dark brown eyes, and earrings like Tasuki's appeared near Miaka. She also had a tessen like the one Tasuki has strapped in a holster at her back. "Now you know who I am, and yes, my tessen can and will throw fire."
The others gasped as the girl took out a pen and paper to start writing again. "I've delayed this fic for too long."
As soon as Hi-chan disappeared, Tomo said, "Of all authors, why do we have to be in a fic written by Hi-chan-sama?"
Tamahome was thinking, -With a temper like Fang-boy.... I'm dead...-
"I'll go first." said Yui, as all of her proposed victims tried to become insignificant. "I'll pick... Chiriko!! Truth or Dare?"
Interestingly, the character on Chiriko's foot wasn't there. "Uhmmm...... I guess I pick dare, er, what's truth?"
Yui grinned mischievously. "I dare you to.... go over to Nakago and pretend that he's your father for the rest of the evening."
The character was back. "Nani!!" cried both Chiriko and Nakago.
The whole room burst out into hysterical laughter.
"I would deem it desirable to modify my former answer...." begged Chiriko.
"The rules of the game state that you cannot change your answer, and you must do what you are told or tell the truth." smiled Amiboshi as he polished his flute.
Chiriko went over to Nakago and bowed down, calling him 'Otousan' for the rest of the evening.
"Mitsukake-san!! Truth or Dare?"
Mitsukake looked confused, but answered. "Dare."
"I dare you to sing Tasuki-san's song 'Heart ni Kiraboshi Sakashitare' and dance to it.... in public"
(-Gyahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Good one, Chiriko!!-)
"Hey Chriko! That's supposed to be my song", complained Tasuki.
Mitsukake however was turning paler and paler, and threatened to faint. He was then dragged outside as Miaka turned on the player. Everyone was cracking up on the floor as Mitsukake tried his best, but came out sounding like a certain Sunakake Babaa on crack. The dance was even worse as innocent civilians continued to stare and had to be dragged off to the nearest hospital, since Mitsukake was.... unavailable.
When it was over, Mitsukake picked his next victim. "Tomo!!! Truth or Dare?"
Tomo cackled, thinking the Suzaku healer can't do anything to him. "Dare! Kakakakaka!!!"
"Take off all that $#^@ing opera drag and make-up, and let Soi choose a very feminine outfit for you to wear for the rest of the day."
Shrieking her triumph like a harpy, Soi grabbed Tomo and rushed off. Screams can be heard as Tomo was receiving his make over.
Chiriko was still going at it, obeying Nakago like a good son; Nakago was actually enjoying this as Soi and a girl(??) came out.
(-Tomo is bishonen without his make-up, and kawaii in a dress.... however....-)
The others turned away, and some fainted, for the mixture of the two factors was just too much of a shock to bear.
"Hi-chan-sama must really be enjoying all of this na no da..." said Chichiri.
Tomo had enough, because it was his turn. "Tasuki!!"
"Holy shit... what is it you cross-dresser?" he asked.
"Truth or Dare?"
"$#^@!! Dare!" challenged Tasuki as he took out his tessen.
Tomo smiled evilly through the dress. "Stand still while Miaka draws every single seishi's character on your body on all the proper places!!"
Miaka sweatdropped while Tasuki turned as red as his hair, changed into SD form, and sent several nasty volleys of very colorful language at Tomo. Tamahome was in kick-Fang-boy's-ass mode again, but it was also aimed at Tomo.
A fiery wave engulfed Tamahome. (-You will in no way maim Tasuki in this fic Tamahome-kun-)
A very well-done Tamahome replied. "All right."
"Tomo!!! You hentai-minded piece of (%$*!!" cried Tasuki, still blushing.
(-Tasu-chan, don't even bother. Why in the ^*#@ do ya think I have a Tasuki-Miaka shrine as my homepage?-)
Tasuki smiled inwardly as he was forced to hold still. Miaka took out a felt pen and began to draw.
"Che, this is hard. Hey Tomo, where's your character?" asked Miaka as she finished drawing Soi's character.
-Is Hi-chan-sama trying to torture us?- thought Tasuki.
(-Actually..... being the sadistic pyro that I am.... yes. Mi-chan, Tomo's character is at his pelvis-)
"NANI!!!" shouted Tamahome, Tasuki, and Miaka.
A few minutes later, Miaka who is now scarlet with embarrassment finished with Subaru's character on Tasuki's...
Shi Jin Ten Chi Sho^^Part Two^^Part Three