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"SO MANY CLUBS, SO LITTLE TIME"
By Reggie Tangan, Would you go to BED with me?
As a self-confessed party animal, I have come to point out rules of engagement as what to do when you want to party around town. All those hard-earned cash to be wallowed down on beer, wine, cigarettes and even those really cute frappucinno Starbucks makes. As if we don?t care where our money goes when we party, all I can say is we are social capitalist pigs and are very proud of it.
Social capitalist pigs? You might ask. Yes, we are pigs, we like to hog the bar and swamp the poor bartender with orders of the same drink. Come to think of it, we like to gulp down San Mig Lights, or even Red Horse without remorse. Soon later, after a few drinks you would like to dance the night away with a really beautiful stranger, and puke down on his pants. As if that was the worst case scenario; the next day when you wake up, not only you find yourself having a major hangover, you later realized you just slapped salami with a sexually-charged prig. And you would say, "binaboy ako!" Therefore you are a pig, and not your brother. "My brother is not a pig." (sic) Capitalist? Definitely, we capitalize on getting more contacts-slash-dates-hot one night stands. And that we look forward to when we go out with our friends or even alone. We look around like wolves in the night on that certain love target to capitalize on. Like, on how we try to woo by any possible means necessary to get the prospect. We offer the prospect a beer, a cellphone, your work schedule and try to capitalize on his affections. Whether it be for a serious relationship, a kinky moment, or just one of those really hot one night stands.
And so as the night falls and pants get unzipped, the shirts removed, and our hands pumping hard of the music, we all wish that our fun will never diminish until these clubs close out. (snicker, JOY) But we do deserve to have some fun, without remorse, without reeret, without pretensions. So as I order another round of double vodka tonic, I hope to bump in someway the possibility of meeting a really hot guy and just feel sexy or in any way have sex with him, and yeah, play it safe.
Yours in detente
Reggie Tangan
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