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Waking up Pete is very fun and even more comical..Seeing Pete's half asleep antics
are very humorous...Hear are some traditional and historical ways of waking Pete..also
Petes reactions
1. Putting on a Mask and waking Pete
-Rating: 6
-Fun Factor: Looked extremly funny from my point of view but had no real scare affect
on the slumbering giant..the mask was hairy though
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2. Putting shoes on Petes bed
-Rating: 7.5
-Fun Factor: Many shoes on Petes bed is very funny..they were lined up nicely..but
this got Pete into an angry shoe throwing rage..which also led to the waking of the
parents..which wasnt all that funny
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3. Ripping bottom sheets off Petes bed
-Rating: 10
-Fun Factor: This is a saturday night tradition..done everytime pete is woken up..it
leads to a tricky surprise for Pete in the morning..also leads Pete into angry rage
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4. Putting Popcorn in couch sleeping Petes mouth
-Rating: 8
-Fun Factor: When put in Petes mouth, popcorn stimulated pete to wake up and start
eating it..which looked hilariously funny when his eyes were half open
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5. Yelling "SCRAMBLE" at a sleeping Pete
-Rating: 10
-Fun Factor: This method of waking Pete was extremly humorous and also ended up
in reward..our chanting of scramble made pete confused and dissheveld (in the night)
but propelled the little monkey to make us scrambled eggs in the morning..or bacon
egg and cheese..same difference..but overall this was a great waking because of the
food..the eggy goodness..PETES #1
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6. Taking mattress out from under sleeping Pete
-Rating: 8
-Fun Factor: The humor in this awakening of Pete was extremly high..Our original plan
was to pull Petes mattress off and put him outside..it didnt quite go that way...we got
the mattress half off and Pete rolled the other way and fell onto the metal mattress
holder..we laughed heavly because of Petes constant
"OWWWW....OWWWW"...then we had 2 regroup because of our crazy
laughin and we went in for a second try..This time Pete was on his game and caught
us..Then Pete went to sleep in another room and we hid in it and as he stumbled in
the room he was in for surprise..Pete was extremly angry about this and was an inch
away from waking parents..but overall it was dam funny
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7. Putting a piece of salami on a sleeping Pete
-Rating: 6.5
-Fun Factor: Though funny..this method was inaffective..when salami was put on Petes
head he simply tossed it off..but he didnt know it was salami..i assured him it was
candy..this made Pete quite angry..salami didnt phase sleepy Pete
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8. Putting deoderent by the face of a sleeping Pete
-Rating: 7
-Fun Factor: This Pete waking was a very funny substitute for a no ideas night..when
the speedstick was waved under Pete's nose (nearly touching) for a good minute
this made Pete make a funny snorting sound and a weird face as he was half asleep..though
this wasnt a real big awakening, it stilled filled the void of much wanted humor
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9. Placing listerine strips in mouth and on arm of sleeping Pete
-Rating: 10
-Fun Factor: This was a historically funny Pete waking..it went in waves so bear with me...
first we approached Pete trying to place the listerine in his mouth...when the minty sensation
touched his mouth, Pete automatically made a weird gurgling noise and rolled over...Then
we placed a fresh strip right on the arm of Pete and he went nuts..yelling "ewwwwwww", this
led him into an angry kicking and screaming rage..which led him to sleep in another room..
then as a last ditch effort we tried for the mouth again..the bread and butter..but Pete stifled
us with some confused sleep filled words..he blerted out (b4 we could get the listerine in),
in a sort of deeply confused voice..."Whats Happening??" "I dont understand" "I dont like this"
These words were historical in Pete wakings...the way he said it cant even be emphasized
in print..it has to be expressed..it was freakin awesome basically
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10. Spraying cologne on face of sleeping Pete
-Rating: 7
-Fun Factor: Spraying heavly scented cologne on Pete in mid sleep was pretty funny...First
we took the cologne and sprayed it once at point blank range..this didnt move the iron Pete..
he wasnt phased..Then another 4 sprays was administered (point blank) and still, again
Pete remained solid and in a sleep..our histerical laughing woke him a few seconds later and
he was confused..then while the lights were off, we flickered the light switch and a bright,
burning glimpse of light would show when it was switched on and off quickly...this made Pete
angry and also hurt his eyes cause he let out the famous quote "OWWW..OWWWWW" then
he called us "big jerks" and it was finished...overall it was quite funny..his room reeked of
musty cologne after that
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11. Putting on an M&Ms suit and mask to wake Pete
-Rating:5
-Fun Factor: This waking of Pete should have been much funnier..but as we all know, Pete
is immune to costumes and masks..when a funny ass blue M&M costume + the hairy and ghost
masks were put on..we went into Petes room and surrounded him..asking him, "do u want some
M&Ms?"..he just shruged us off with an automatic "stoppppppp, stoppppp".. Then father was
awoken and the deal was off...so what shouldve been great..wasnt all that good..but funny to us
12. Waking up Pete with boob shaking hula girl + jumping on his bed
-Rating: 7
-Fun Factor: Taking a bushy haired boob shaking hula doll was a funny thing on a night
where ghost inhabitated the house..When the bushey hair was rubbed along Pete's hair
and face, It had no real affect but making him snore alittle then waking him up...he woke up
in an angry way though..telling us "get out"..."i hate u guys"...we werent fazed though...we
just shrugged Pete off with the simple.."oh ok..ok..oh ok"..but then the ghosts attacked..so
we felt we should warn Pete..so we all jumped in his bed saying..."Pete, Pete, theres ghosts
watch out, ghosts..we have ghosts"..this turned Pete into an angry scream fest and eventually
he flipped out and left the room..and also woke his mommmy..so overall this had a mediocre
funnyness..but i dont think we'll be waking good old Pete fo a while
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13. Giving Pete a choclolate bunny in his sleep
-Rating: None (wasnt really a waking..a debt of gratitude)
-Fun Factor: We gave Pete a chocolate bunny (strategically named "Parsnip Pete") because
we wanted to make up for our last waking...when he flipped out..so the bunny would make up
for it right...right??no way..not on a dazed and confused Pete..we gave it to him when he was
in a deep sleep and he at first loved it and then in a confused rage threw it to the floor..then
he picked it up and rubbed it in our faces (literally)..then he stormed out of his room in confusion
and never returned..so we felt bad...but then in the morning, Pete was happy about the
chocolaty goodness and oogled it with thrill...so our goal was accomplised..your welcome
Pete
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14. Carrying Pete into another room in his sleep
-Rating: 7
-Fun Factor: This wasnt a traditional waking of Pete..it was just a decision waking..we were
waiting for our usual movie to begin (little big league or tommy boy) when we heard a rustling
in the hallway..it was sleepy Pete being carried into the room..when set down in the room Pete
was strongly confused..he stood in the middle asking "why am i here,whats going on"..and so
on...overall it was a humorus anicdote..
*NOTE*- we are vowing not to wake Pete up for a while...sorry..but hes making us egg n cheese
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15. Attemping to carry Pete into the family room
-Rating: I dont know
-Fun Factor: This waking of Pete was an elaborate sceme that turned scary...the original plan
was to carry Pete into the family room and while in there we couldve done anything to him..no
one would have heard..a key part in this plan was also having all the lights off..so we started
out..shut the lights..and then it begun..we started hearing a series of noises..banging and what
not..so we were scared out of our minds..we hid in scared mode and feared death..so we went
in and saved Pete..first we went into his room to retrieve weapons to ward off any intruders or
possibly monsters...after a strenuous search around the house we kicked back and said "ok"..
but then we heard noises again..so we ran into Petes room scared out of our pants...he soon
woke up and we convinced him to "stay with us" and go in the family room..so we were knocking
down 2 birds with 1 stone..1) saving Pete 2) bringing Petey into the family room for execution..
but then Pete got scared out of the family room and eventually slept in the living room..then
we all fell asleep..so blahhh..at least we got egg n cheese in the morning
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16. Putting coat hanger in Pete's face from top bunk
-Rating: 8.9
-Fun Factor: This waking of Pete was extremely humorous..we were on our game this night..
we started of by stationing two people in the top bunk (above the victim, Pete)..and then there
was another man (me) stationed on the ground in order to monitor and scare Pete...so then
the coat hanger was lowered from the top bunk and constantly rubbed on Pete's hair and
then in his mouth..Petes first reactions were automatically rolling over and snorting..then he
started itching his face vigorusly...after that the floor man hid under a blanket in order to make
Pete think that someone foreign was in the room...which possibly could scare him...so the coat
hanger was lowered some more and went straight into the mouth of Pete..this awoke the sleeping
giant and led him to grab the coat hanger and wing it...then he said the usual quotes "i hate you
guys" and "you guys are such idiots"..so after that we just went to sleep..but overall this waking
was very humerous
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17. Atempting to place water in Pete's mouth via a funnel (while he sleeps)
-Rating: 7.5
-Fun Factor: Waking up Pete by trying to put water in his mouth was very tricky and tedious
at times...but funny..we went into Petes room with a mission,, put the water in his mouth
through a funnel..but one problem...he was sleeping with his face to the wall and his back
to us...so we needed to roll the big burly Pete into funneling range..we tried using different
methods to roll him over, such as: touching his hair and ears (which immeaditly made him
snort and itch)...then we tried putting a belt in his mouth..then even the infamous coat
hanger was brought back into play..all to no avail..this only angered Pete to storm out of
his room and lay down for sleep in the living room...so then we went into there to see if
we could execute..but no, the rath of Pete was awating us..he was ready by saying "You
guys are such jerks" and then going into a sleep filled rage like none other..kicking and
punching like some kick punch guy..then he raced back to his room and "warned" us...
so basically we were ready to call it quits..and we did..but while in Petes room we got
into personal squabbles with eachother and somehow a man managed to rip Petes
pillow out from under him and this made him go crazy yet again and leave..so that
was it right?? but no..all ready settled in for bed (we were)..a weary eyed Pete comes
back into his room and lays down on the floor and just goes into a blank stare (at me, who
was also at floor level)...and then the night ended..it is still not known why Pete came
back? i dont understand
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18. Waking up Pete, freestyle
-Rating: 6?
-Fun Factor: This waking of Pete was different..we went into Pete's room with no ideas, so
we were just gonna wing it, and go freestyle..but there was one thing, little Petey was already
awake..awake with 2 standing factors, it was mad hot in his room, and it smelt terrible...Pete
was emitting a noxious odor that intensified with heat..so we decided to cool him off by putting
a very high powered fan right up next to him in his bed..this made Pete angry and also blew
his sheets off and made his floppy hair go wild..the next thing we did to take care of the smell
was get this strong, musty vanilla bathroom spray and spray Pete up and down..well,mostly in the
face..the vanilla then overpowered the room (because the fan circulated it) and we all fell asleep
19. Waking up Pete by way of 1-800-777-GIRL, and then some
-Rating: 7
-Fun Factor: This waking of Pete proved very funny..earlier in the night we discovered this number,
1-800-777-GIRL..which is a porn number i guess...so we decided Pete should know about it..after
watching a movie with a guy named Bozz in it, we went in..Pete was prime for porn, so we went in,
put the phone by Pete's ear, and the pleasure began..after a minute maybe, Pete just woke up and
said "Please Stop", and hung up the phone..we left bummed out and all...but we came back with
avengence..we all went in and layed in Pete's bed..then i put a blanket on myself and pretended i
was a ghost, claiming "we have ghosts"...then i got shoved into Petes bed by someone and Pete
flipped out, kickin and screamin..he made a huge gurgle noise, then when he tried to settle in, we
touched his arm and he just picked up and left..so overall it was fun..thanks Bozz, thanks
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20. Using chocalate from a donut and lemon juice and old drink (via funnel) to wake Pete
-Rating: 8
-Fun Factor: I thought this waking of Pete was very comical..at the begining, we went in with blank
minds...except one of us had a chocalate donut..so we took the piece of donut, put it on Petes face
and then into his mouth..it was hilarious seeing the chocalate jammed from his mouth, sticking out and all (pictures!)...then we left, laughing, but not yet fulfilled..so we brainstormed..earlier that month
i had purchased a drink, KMX energy drink..sounds ordinary huh? yea except it is 6 months old heh..
(eckerds is good for somthin)..so we thought, hmmm...maybe Pete should taste it..but nah, we decided
to use this powerful lemon juice in the fridge..but that wasnt good enough so we just mixed them..it
was gonna be historical..the mixture was full of weird smells..we brought back the funnel from earlier
wakings and went in..Petes mouth was nice and opened so we put the funnel in, but once the funnel
touched his mouth, he automatically rolled over and made noises, so we bailed..after rehashing, we
went back...this time Pete was in good position so we put the funnel in, and right as i was about to
pour this homogenous mixture, Pete grabbed the funnel and threw it (ironically right into johns hand)..
Then Pete flipped over and faced the wall..so we just thought "oh ok, we'll just pour it in his ear then"..
so we were going to, but right when the funnel touched the slumbering giants ear, he jousted awake,
then we just jumped into his bed and hugged him and the night was over..heh, stay tuned for pics
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21. Waking Pete with lemon juice from little lemon squirter (via funnel), and then some
-Rating: 9
-Fun Factor: This waking wasnt only funny because of the lemony freshness, but because of Petes
reaction...so, we found this lemon squirt bottle thing (that was ironically shaped like a lemon), and we
really wanted to get some of it in Petes mouth (since we failed the previous week)..so we took the juice,
the funnel and a camera and went in..Pete was in perfect position when we arrived, but as soon as the
funnel touched his mouth, he automatically turned towards the wall..youd think it was over, but no, we
didnt lose our cool..we just said "fine Pete, lemon will just have to infest your ear"..and it did..the funnel was held over Petes ear and i put a mighty squirt of lemon in it..Pete automatically started tossing and turning, then saying "AHHHHH, AHHHHH", but luckily we shut of the lights so our prescence wasnt shown..then after a few minutes, when Pete settled again, we considered calling it a night, boy we shouldve, but no..one of us (not to name any names) took the squirt bottle and shot a stray squirt towards Pete...it wasnt that much, except it went right on Petes face..Pete immediatly jumped up and we experienced a rage like none other..he went freakin nuts to put it in simple terms..he took the lemon
squirter and sprayed it all over us, face and all, lemons and all...then he started kicking and screaming
and ran out, got a towel and tried beating us with it..then we turned off the light, and father awoke..bad news, bad news..Pete scaled the top bunk in fear and i hid under covers..we were dead..o well, it was
fun for a while though..but i dont think we'll be waking Pete for a little while, sorry
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22. Basketball pump in the ear of a sleeping Pete
-Rating: 7
-Fun Factor: Waking Pete using a basketball air pump was ok...we got all set up with the air pump and had our target, the ear..when the pump is engaged into the ear, a bone chilling burst of air is sent up the ear cavity and makes you itch..so we went in Petes room ready to go..in there, we were getting ready to strike, but Pete was on alert mode and automatically woke up and called us "jerks"..then we stood while Pete settled and then we did it..a burst of air into Petes ear..when this happened, a picture was snapped and Pete groaned and made a weird face..and thats the end, pete owes us egg n cheese
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23. Speed Stick on the face and in the ear of a sleeping Pete
-Rating: 8
-Fun Factor: This waking of Pete was freakin hilarious..it not only made Pete extremly anrgy, it also propelled him to go into a frenzy...after a dreary night of nothingness, we stumbled into the battlefield more often referred to as Petes room with waking intentions..we saw speed stick..hmmm?? first, the speed stick was waved by Petes nose, but had no affect..but while the deoderent was by his nose, it was fiercely shoved into his face..immediatly Pete stirred around half wakingly, and the lights were shut off so he wouldnt detect out prescence..he didnt see us, so we went on in our waking ways..when the speed stick was jammed in Petes face, little chunks of it flew off all around..so using this new development to our favor, we took one of the chunks and jammed it in Petes ear..he automatically reacted by scratching his ear fiercly..the lights were shut again and the stage was set for one last assault..the lights were back, and this time, the whole speed stick bar was rubbed right down Petes face..this woke Pete fully up and he said "HEY.......EWWWWWWWW"..and was extremly confused..he stood up angrily and wanted to tell..we tried holding him but he just ran out..Pete barreled his way into the bathroom to wash the white deoderent off his face...then, satisfied by our waking, we were set for bed..Pete settled in his room (so we thought), and we went in..but no, the cunning Pete had us set up this time..we walked in and mysteriously, Pete wasnt in his bed.?...he was lying in the corner of his room, on the floor, sleeping...once we walked in he immediatly jumped up and started yelling..actually to put it correctly, he went into a screaming frenzy...yelling "GET OUT...GET OUT..GET OUTTTTT"..he started throwing things and continued on screaming..since we were just trying to go to bed, we didnt understand these antics, but if we stayed in there, parents definatly wouldve been woken..so we just slept in the family room, and the night ended..Petes a baby
24. Waking Pete using 2 alarm clocks
-Rating: 5
-Fun Factor: This waking should have been much funnier than it turned out..we devised a glorious plan to wake Pete on this night..we would set 2 alarm clocks to the same time and let them go off simultaneously so Pete wouldnt know what was going on..after some critical game planning, we were all set to go (with careful clock setting by me, the master)..so we went in..i strategically placed the clocks on either side of the room, so Pete would struggle in getting to them, it was golden..after a dreary waiting period, we were hidden and such, the 2 alarms went off..they blared in annoying full lust..Pete, extremly confused, got to his feet and looked around..he lackidasically struggled to find the alarm clocks, and when he did, he couldnt figure out how to turn them off..so he just smashed them on the ground to knock the batteries out..Pete, sensing our trickery, questioned us about waking..we just played it out as if it were a mistake and went off to bed..we argued with Pete through and through ..and finally it was over..so, knowing of work in the morning, we really set the alarm clocks for 7:50 the next morning..the waking is over right?? nahh, morning comes..i awoke b4 the alarm..like 30 minutes before it..on my way out, i placed both alarm clocks nearest to Pete...one on each ear..and left..so in about 27 minutes, Pete was in for a surpise..i wish i couldve seen that, peace
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25. Wedging Pete into his bed with another mattress
-Rating: 7
-Fun Factor: This waking was hilarious in my thoughts..it was dam funny..after a long night of slaving over a hot video game we slithered into Petes room with open minds..then, in the darkness we found a stray mattress on the floor..so me and john just figured, hmmm, we'll just shove it in Petes bed..so, in the pitch darkness, we shoved the mattress accurately right onto Petes bed, wedging him in, and also covering him full of mattress..he was still fast asleep..then, once wedged, we started making a series of noises to stir the slumbering giant..then he awoke..well, sort of..in hilariously confusing words, Pete said "STOPP", then out of the blue, in a hilarious way, he said "Open the Window", and then "Your stuck" (telling this to one of us, when in reality he was really stuck)..After those hilarious words, our laughter started then subdued ..and then we kept telling Pete to open the window and he just kept being confused..it was awesome
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26. Placing a soccer ball on the face of a sleeping Pete
-Rating: 9
-Fun Factor: This was one of the funniest mini wakings ever..it had no huge plot to it, it was just a spur of the moment type thing..first we started off by going in Petes room, and just staring at him and breathing loud, then we thought we'd spice it up a little bit..Pete bought a brand new soccer ball on vacation..it was really nice, soft, smooth, even cold...so we took the ball and slabbed it right on Petes face (not throwing it at him, but placing the smooth surface against his face)..Petes reaction to this was one for the ages..automatically, Pete started squirming and said "HEYYY"..his arms flailed wildly to find the ball (which was right in front of him)...once he got a grasp of it he started shaking the ball around crazily, as if it were an attacker..then Pete mumbled "I JUST WANNA SLEEP"..and sleep he did..overall, when the smoothness of the ball was touched to Petes face, it spurred a hilarious reaction..it was great
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27. Giving Pete his birthday present in his sleep
-Rating: 7 (because of the reward we got from seeing Petes sleepfilled happiness)
-Fun Factor: This waking was a nice way to start off Petes birthday, which is 2day, 7/22..we got Pete MLB Slugfest 2003 for ps2 as a gift..a very fun gift may i add (since we opened it and played it b4 giving it to Pete)..so, at pricely 12AM, the day would change to Petes bday..and we were set on giving him a present then, on the first second of his birthday..if he was sleeping, o well..we needed a scheme though, we couldnt just show up and give him MLB and be like "hi"..so we took Slugfest and placed it in another games box (to throw off Pete, make him think we just got him a game he has)..it was a brilliant scheme, but it needed an entrance..so we found a britany spears cd (uhh britnay)..wrapped both britany and slugfest (in another game box) with the comics...then we went in..we started off by singing happy birthday, and to Petes dismay, sitting on his bed..so we gave him the first present..britany..tiredly confused, Pete started to chew on the corner of the cd, which looked so funny..once opened, he said "HEYY, THIS IS DADS"..and we told him jk and gave him the real deal..once he opened the game, he said "I ALREADY HAVE THIS" and we told him to open it to reveal the true game, and that he did..SLUGFEST..we supported Pete by repeatidly calling him "slug-slug", "slugger" and an occasional "slug" and then also hugging him..Pete was so filled with glee he got up to play a game..Happy Birthday Slug-Slug, Happy Birthday
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28. Atempting to pull mattress outside with sleeping Pete on it
-Rating: 5
-Fun Factor: This plan went array. thats all ill say...the conditions were so right to finnally get the impossible done....get Pete outside during his sleep..it wouldve been monumental to say the least..Pete was positioned perfectly, not on his bed, but sleeping on a mattress on the floor in his room..so we went for it...using the bathroom as lighting, we started to lift...Pete was on his game, he was stirring to alertness..then after a regroup we really went for it..we just started lifting, and automatically Pete was awake..his hole body shot up like a jack rabbit and he was on full anger mode yelling "STOPPPPPPPP" and "YOU GUYS ARE JERKS", after brief tussling, and Pete being angry, also confused..the night was over..o well, theyll be another time for the mattress, slug-slug
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29. Putting a chair on Pete and telling him there was a fire
-Rating: 6.5
-Fun Factor: This waking was fairly good..not bad, but not that good..it all started off when we were standing above Pete and thinking..then we took a wooden chair and jammed it on Pete..getting him stuck in between the legs of the chair..he responded by being confused and saying "OWWWWWW...OWWWWW", over and over again...then he said "LET ME OFF"..Pete didnt even realize the chair was all over him..he just thought it was us, bothering him..then we just started telling him there was a fire, and we came to save him...he didnt care though..if there was a fire, he wouldve been burnt like toast...then, out of no where, Pete displayed an unseen antic...never seen before..he started shivering and acting as though he was dying..he claimed he was sick, yea right..he just kept shaking, and he shook his head, and it looked so freakin funny..then he said "turn the air conditioner down, cause if it goes ove 1000 points, we die"..what the heck does that mean..nobody knows..to this day, we still believe Pete was just making it up..but maybe he wasnt..maybe he wasnt
30. Tying Pete to his bed with ribbon
-Rating: 10 oh my god!
-Fun Factor: This waking was one for the ages..it was downright nasty, thats what im saying..dam funny..weve spoke many times of "tying Pete to his bed"..but never done it..we felt special 2night though..so we pondered, and then chose that we would do it..tie the little monkey to his bed..we couldnt find any string though..so we used ribbon that we found..so we went in ready to rumble..to our liking, Pete was in a deep sleep..he was rolled over facing us..then we started to tie..over Pete, under his bed, and around..we did this process twice..until the ribbon ran out..Pete still didnt even budge, he was so sleepy..so we went out to regroup our resources..get more ribbon ya know..we hit the jackpot when we found christmas ribbon in the basement..so we went back into Petes room and attacked..we continued to go over Pete, under the bed and back around atleast 6 more times..then Pete started to stir..he was fidgeting around, and somehow managed to roll fully over, battling the strings i guess..then we wanted to make it better, so we tried to shift some of the ribbon so it would go right on his shoulder..this automatically woke Pete..all thata was heard was shuffling, and Pete saying "STOPPPP"..the lights were flashed, and Pete knew it was trickery..saying "WHY WOULD YOU GUYS DO THAT" (might i ad, he was really confused and had a funny look on his face)..then, the funniest thing, almost ever, happend..Pete was trying to get out of bed, and he just fell..fell right to the floor..me and john had to catch him..he fell right out of his bed..it was hilarious..but then, Pete left and was going to tell on us..we begged him not to..talking the confused giant down..he finnally went back to bed..he was right by mr and mrs door though..it couldve been the end..but it wasnt so ha..that was awesome!
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31. Waking Pete, kind of *New Waking*
-Rating: 8.9
-Fun Factor: on this waking, we were alittle shorthanded (kyle went away, so it was just me and john)..but Petes outstanding antics made up for that..we went into Petes room for bed, with our minds set on sleep..when we went in, we just sat down with the light on, and looked at Pete..we didnt even bother him, but out of now where he started talking...talking, except he forgot how to use real words, and he was just putting letters together and saying them..he kept going "MRAH MAH BLA MMHHAA PAAHH DAAA", you get the point..he made no sense at all..and it was freakin hilarious..then he started rubbing his head vigorously, with his hand straight and stroking the side of his face..he then sat up with a strong look of confusion, and we started repeating him saying "bahh mraaaaa ..." all nonsense..he was so confused..the look on his face was one of hilarity, and he kept mumbling and rubbing..then we just started asking him weird questions, such as "Pete, whats ur favorite color" and "Pete, who was your favorite nba basketball star in the 1991 season"..and at the end of these question, we would just mumble as Pete did..he answered confusingly by saying "I DONT KNOWWWW", "STOPPP"...then we just went to sleep..but overall, the mumbling was the funniest thing ive ever heard..it was great
This is a brand new section added to the legend of Mike..this section is about crazy plans,
tricks and what not played on people and Pete (while he is awake), that me, kyle and john
have came up with or that has happened whenever
1. Pizza Anyone?
-Storyline: This was a mastered plan that was originated from unidentified sources..1st off,
we were mad hungry..so we ordered some pizza, which i ended up paying for..thanks to
Pete..so in return, Pete was forced, and willingly had to play a trick on the pizza delivery
guy..remember the legendary blue M&M suit..well it was brought back into play..Pete was
gonna answer the door and pay with the badass M&M suit on and see the pizza man baffled
by the crazyness..it was gonna be awesome..but me, john and kyle needed to view it despratly,
we wanted to see it bad..so we went to the roof..no luck..didnt really wanna die so we went down..
then, an idea sparked..get kyle to hide in a garbage can and take a picture of the proceedings!
so that was it, the plan..kyle in the garbage, and me and john on street survelliance..after falling
a few times, kyle finally squeezed in the dirty garbage and we were set..me and john strategically
went up the street and watched for the pizza man..then he finally arrived..he went to the door,
and simply brushed off Petes M&M craze, and i suspect that he new kyle was in the garbage
can because he kept turning around..it was dam funny though..kyle got a kodak momeny in
and it was over..then we ate...it was awesome..other events are scheduled with the M&M suit
so "keep ur eyes, open"
2. The Roof Shot
-Storyline: This was the greatest shot ever created and also the greatest shot ever made..it
originated when me john and kyle went on the roof for some reason..then we went to play bball
and we thought of the most glorious shot, the shot to change all shots..the roof shot..kyle stepped
up to the plate, and made history...after about a half hour, the roof shot was made, on a line drive
bank shot..man, im surprised kyle didnt fall off the roof..o well..good shot though
3. Jarmior Jagr
-Storyline: This plan was made when we were in our nhl2002 craze..it was a devious scheme that
was plotted against me..since our team was the blackhawks at the time, a plan was made to
intertwine with the hawk pride..it involved a big wig, hawks jersey, a stick, and john and Petes
older bro kevin..when i arrived at the house..i walked in and saw everyone sitting around the
TV, and then big news (or what i thought was big news) was brought to me.."Jarmior Jagr got
traded to the blackhawks" said john..i wwas like "whaaaaaa"..then i heard a mighty rumblin
coming from the closet and out stamped kevin, with a jagr like hair wig, blackhawks jersey, and
hockeystick in hand..i was so scared i almost had a baby on the spot..he came out screamin like
a banchee "JAGGR JAGGR"..i was scared, but it was mad funny
4. Scare Pete, 2nd Roof shot, and Then Some
-Storyline: On this dreary afternoon, me and kyle got bored of playing ping pong, so we thought
we'd take a walk and see if john was home..he hadnt arrived home from skool yet, but we new
Pete was home..the door was wide open so we snok in..kyle 1st..then eventually me..Pete was
in his parents room and we planned a scare..kyle just barrled into the room right as a the phone
rang (with impecible timing), and Pete let out a girlish screetch...then john came home and we
mulled around..then invisions of a return shot came into mind..so it begun..kyle climbed the roof
and lined up for the historic shot, the shot heard round the world..this time in dangerous conditions,
bees dammit..bees were swarmin like it was nothin..but eventually, after about 20 minutes and
cracking the backboard, the roof shot rolled in..it was highly celebrated..after that we played stick
ball (which is a game we invented where one person holds a hockey stick and guards the basket,
and the other two people try to score, it goes up to 3)...it is a very strenous game at which i dominate
because of my supreme basketball and hockey stick talent..after that Pete died from complications
of a spine injury that we gave him in a tussle when john came home..he didnt really, he was just
angry
5. Ghost Lights, Ghosts and Cops
-Storyline: All i can say is wow..what a night...some good, some bad..well ill first start out telling the story of ghost lights..see theres these lights at the end of the dead end b4 john's house, and they
are really erie (me and kyle have been seeing them 4ever when we walk down)..so we believe that
theres ghosts..so we went to steal one of the "ghost" lights..we went down the dead end, and got the
ghostly light..john held it and me and him took off running...kyle was in sandals so he just walked..
heh..so then, me and john, laughing hard, got back to johns house..so i felt bad so i thought i'd go
back and get kyle..so i met kyle at the end of the road...and then as we were standing, some strange
guy just walked by us..i just stared at kyle in fright and we both watched him..then we broke into laughter..then i ran threw yards to john..and he was like "who the hell is that, wheres kyle, dead?"..
and then we all watched him and just cracked up..we were scared though..we hid the ghost light, and
we waited for the guy to come back up the street, but he didnt...so we assumed that he vaporized, but
we thought we'd check around just for the sake of curiosity..so we walked up the street, then we thought, "hmmm...lets go in my car"..so we were driving around, looking for this ghost, and then i
came to a stop sign..to my dislike, there was a car coming, so i waited, then the car slowed and appeared like it was turning, but i guess it was just joking with me, cause right when i went, flashing
lights came on..we were all scared..the cops thought we were making a drug deal and checked my
car up and down..they said kyle looked like he stuffed somthing under the seat, so the made hiim get
out and gave him the old pat down..i suspect that they were racist against kyle so they singled him
out..then the cop was mad cause he said "i didnt yield and then i started to run?"...yea right..i stopped
right when john said "shit thats a cop"..after that we told him what we were doing..i claimed we were
just "taking a ride" which sounds dull but, hey , i didnt see you thinking of somthing...then he directed
us to go back to john's house and he followed us..then he wrote me a ticket and said he "cut me a
break, or was gonna cut my brakes" somthing towards that line..but i still got a ticket for driving after
9..not even on a main road dammit..thats gay...allright, just to rehash, i got a ticket, kyle got a pat
down, john has a ghost light, and theres still some guy wandering the streets..o well thats it for me..
maybe ill see u in court on may 29
6. Pete's graduation present
-Storyline: Me, Kyle and John needed to get Pete somthing outstanding for his 8th grade graduation..so we went to walmart and got him fish...one big fish and 3 others (the big ones name is Raymus)..we got a fish tank and accseroies also..we decorated it clutchly too..placing a baby picture of Pete and a graduation picture of Pete on 2 of the 3 sides of the tank..these pictures were placed so the fish are forced to view Pete all the time..Raymus just stares at him..the present was loved by all and the fish are freakin awesome
-Storyline: Wow, this was a plan that was blown way out of proportion..i mean reaction wise..so the story starts when me kyle and john were bored..at the time Pete was at the movies with kevin so we couldnt bombard him at the moment..so, we would devise a plan to get him upon his return..1st we thought of pretending we were asleep and then waking him..then we wanted to hide somewhere then wake him..hmmm, good idea...so we hid in the upstairs (kevs lair)..then while up there, i said it would be cool to throw water ballons at Pete when he came home..so that was it...when Pete came home, we would get him or anyone else that was with him with water ballons..except we had no ballons..what to do...ziploc bags filled with water..yea sucka..so we filled many ziploc bags with water and were ready to rumble..but we still needed key positioning...we pondered this with deep thought as it took them eternities to get home..so kyle, would be stationed in his natural born position, the roof (he knows it like none other)..john would be the main window with full driveway view..and i would be side window which was a sniper spot considering how i had to lob the ziplocs between cars..so we were all set..the plan was full proof, and it was on..kevin and Pete pulled into the driveway and automatically we ran to our stations..kyle made a mad dash to the roof, me to the side window and john at the main window..automatically when kev and pete got out of the car, they spotted kyle..so for reasons understandable, kyle didnt throw anything (cause he wouldve been identified easily)..while there attention was on the roof, john launched the first ziploc water ballon..a thrilling shot which landed right on kevin..john then launched another which i dont know where went cause i was getting set..once kev and pete got between the cars a let one fly..the first landed right on top of a car and splashed all over the two..the next came inches away from hitting Pete, but it clipped the hood of the car and automaticaly splattered..after that, we retreated, cause we heard an enraged kevin..we shot out the side door (upstairs) and got kyle off the roof, and ran downstairs (on the outside)...on the grass outside we apprehensively approached the door, only to see kevin standing over the ps2..yea, remember that fifa 2002 game we just got, and created 3 fuckin teams on (which took us about 9 hours)..yea, they were deleted by kev in less then a second with no remorse..so automatically, john took of running (i thought to attack kev, but no, to go back to the upstairs and ruin things)..me and kyle watched in fear and eventually followed..john let us up and we locked the door behind us..we were pondering what to break and then kev, extremely angered, got to the door and started hollering and yelling "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE, FUCK YOU"..and so on..then after that yelling, johns dad was woken..and he came to the door...and in a yellingly loud voice said "JOHN, YOU OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW" and repeated..so me and kyle bolted out the side way to the outside and hid outside while john got chewed out..heh..then, we met in the hang out room, john signaled me and kyle in with lights..and we went in...then johns dad came in and just stared..then asking us questions..then telling us if me, kyle or john do 1 more thing to anyone, john would be in big trouble and me and kyle wouldnt be welcome at the laroses anymore..then he left..the only reason he said this is because Pete told him we were plotting somthing against kevin..die pete..then after the first talking to, johns dad came back for more..this time, more understanding..i think he realized we did it not to make people crazy but just for a laugh, and he left..it was scary....we'll get our redemption though..revenge is a bitch
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