Happenings
1. One time i was climbing the monkey bars and i fell off them..the next thing i
remember was waking up in a bathroom

2. One time i hit some kid with a swing in second grade and broke his eye..the
principal was scary

3. One time when i was in the shower i opened the shampoo and shampoo sprayed in
my mouth..it didnt taste like peaches

4. One time in study hall i ran on top of the lunch tables in a comedic rage..everybody
chuckled except the assistant principal who asked "do u do this at home"
and i replyed "only on saturday nights"..i was in detention the following day

5. One time, on vacation i snok ontop of the roof of a resort and threw sand crabs at
people..it was quite humorus

6. One time my father ate a chili pepper from off a table in a strange house..by his
proceedings he claimed it was very hot..thats where the infamous "Woah"
comes from

7. One time my father left his phone on a car and drove the car away..the phone was
found blocks away and in pieces

8. One time i woke up for school, took a shower and got ready for the bus and realized
it was 3AM..then i went back to sleep and was eventually 2 periods late for school

9. One time i threw a toy block high in the air and it ended up landing on my brothers
head..then his head started leaking juice or something

10. One time my brother kicked me in the head and ended up spraining his ankle
instead of breaking my head

11. One time when i was walking through the indians yard, they were having a BBQ
and i asked whats for dinner and they chased me with sticks

12. One time while in ireland, i kicked a sheep in its ass

13. One time i tripped over a backpack in spanish class in 7th grade, and was laughed
at by all..it hurt alot

14. One time i cursed in english class and my english teacher was offended

15. One time i had saturday school and it was just like that movie breakfast club
because i tried to run away

16. One time i totally saw a ninja cut some dudes head off because the guy dropped
a spoon..hehe

17. One time i was routing through my chem teachers draws looking for scotch tape
and she yelled at me..shes fat..and a nazi

18. One time i spilled a soda at a restaurant on some lady..this angered her and a
guy yelled at me

19. One time a big black man asked me (while i was outside of media play) "hey, u
wanna buy this necklace" and out of his coat he pulled a shiny silver necklace....
i replied.."no way buddy, its probably fake"...then he got all up in my "grill" as they
say it and said "i aint ur buddy" and i said "good" and ran away..he was big

20. One time in chemistry, i found this hole in the ground by the heater which
blew out cold air..and i stuck my hand in it and also threw stuff down it...it was sweet

21. One time i became the greatest ping pong player on the street..im a champ
baby..hahha..i beat u kyle ha ha.."oh, i might lose"...well u just did...CHAMPION!!!

22. One time me, kyle and john (Waking of Pete gang) went on a roof and through a
coke can down the chimney..it was freakin awesome

23. One time i was admiring the big stupid shoe warehouse in the mall, and some white
"homeboy", really tall guy thought i was staring at him...and he said "what are u lookin
at bitch"...it was scary..i thought he was gonna get his "bros" and beat me up

24. One time.....

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