| Happenings |
| 1. One time i was climbing the monkey bars and i fell off them..the next thing i remember was waking up in a bathroom 2. One time i hit some kid with a swing in second grade and broke his eye..the principal was scary 3. One time when i was in the shower i opened the shampoo and shampoo sprayed in my mouth..it didnt taste like peaches 4. One time in study hall i ran on top of the lunch tables in a comedic rage..everybody chuckled except the assistant principal who asked "do u do this at home" and i replyed "only on saturday nights"..i was in detention the following day 5. One time, on vacation i snok ontop of the roof of a resort and threw sand crabs at people..it was quite humorus 6. One time my father ate a chili pepper from off a table in a strange house..by his proceedings he claimed it was very hot..thats where the infamous "Woah" comes from 7. One time my father left his phone on a car and drove the car away..the phone was found blocks away and in pieces 8. One time i woke up for school, took a shower and got ready for the bus and realized it was 3AM..then i went back to sleep and was eventually 2 periods late for school 9. One time i threw a toy block high in the air and it ended up landing on my brothers head..then his head started leaking juice or something 10. One time my brother kicked me in the head and ended up spraining his ankle instead of breaking my head 11. One time when i was walking through the indians yard, they were having a BBQ and i asked whats for dinner and they chased me with sticks 12. One time while in ireland, i kicked a sheep in its ass 13. One time i tripped over a backpack in spanish class in 7th grade, and was laughed at by all..it hurt alot 14. One time i cursed in english class and my english teacher was offended 15. One time i had saturday school and it was just like that movie breakfast club because i tried to run away 16. One time i totally saw a ninja cut some dudes head off because the guy dropped a spoon..hehe 17. One time i was routing through my chem teachers draws looking for scotch tape and she yelled at me..shes fat..and a nazi 18. One time i spilled a soda at a restaurant on some lady..this angered her and a guy yelled at me 19. One time a big black man asked me (while i was outside of media play) "hey, u wanna buy this necklace" and out of his coat he pulled a shiny silver necklace.... i replied.."no way buddy, its probably fake"...then he got all up in my "grill" as they say it and said "i aint ur buddy" and i said "good" and ran away..he was big 20. One time in chemistry, i found this hole in the ground by the heater which blew out cold air..and i stuck my hand in it and also threw stuff down it...it was sweet 21. One time i became the greatest ping pong player on the street..im a champ baby..hahha..i beat u kyle ha ha.."oh, i might lose"...well u just did...CHAMPION!!! 22. One time me, kyle and john (Waking of Pete gang) went on a roof and through a coke can down the chimney..it was freakin awesome 23. One time i was admiring the big stupid shoe warehouse in the mall, and some white "homeboy", really tall guy thought i was staring at him...and he said "what are u lookin at bitch"...it was scary..i thought he was gonna get his "bros" and beat me up 24. One time..... |
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