| NEW WAKINGS OF PETE!! Updated: 7/16/03 |
| Peptalk: WOW...it has been a dam long time since ive written on this site...and ya kno what, its been awhile since all the millions sitting on the edge of their seats waiting for wakings have actually seen a new one...well ya kno were busy and stuff - getting more mature and falling out of our childish ways:YEA RIGHT.....there have been some good wakings in the abscence, but none noted...so here is a last glimpse at greatness...before the disband...all u mpc followers...it is time... |
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Waking Pete with keys and cream cheese -Rating: 7.5 -Fun Factor: This waking was an impulse waking...we just went for the juggular...For some reason, unluckily for little Petey, Pete has been falling asleep on the couch lately....far farrrrr from parents...so i mean, it was too tempting NOT to wake him...so we used any resources we could find....car keys were the 1st option...so we took the keys and lightly rubbed along Petes face..which automatically made Pete itch furiously and make a hilarious face...then the keys were active again, rubbing along the cratered surface of Petes face..this caused lil ol Petey to throw his arm up and smack his face..ouch...for Pete..HA, funny to us...so then, we wanted some real excitement..so we scurried into the kitchen and found CREAMCHEESE!! it was light creamcheese, so we knew Pete wouldn't be harmed..we approached Pete with confidence...which soon turned to apprehension...a healthy slab of cream cheese was scooped and dropped onto Petes hand...this is where the plan went array...the cream cheese, being alittle thick and all, rolled right of Petes hand...oh it was such a shonda, it rolled onto the futon and then Pete rolled ontop of it...then he felt it on his hand and automatically rose with anger..we tried to throw out quick alternatives telling him it was a bug...but he just started flailing as we got closer..yelling such classics as "YOU GUYS ARE SUCH JERKS" and the hometown favorite "I HATE YOU GUYS"...but anyway, after Pete absolutly flipped out with blanket in hand, he hurried back to his room for a well deserved rest..oh well, this waking was fun, it was good to get back into the swing of things. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 33. Waking Pete with an envelope and fruit punch gatorade -Rating: 8 -Fun Factor: This waking was hilariously comical and also done shorthanded (since we had to pick an un named Pete waker up bc he couldnt DRIVE..heh no hard feelings though)...while waiting for the third of a trio, the two of us saw Pete sleeping so wonderfully...comfortably, peacful...and also on the couch (farrrr from parents)...so we decided to ruin Petes deep sleep..first, an envelope was picked up, and rubbed along Petes face...which automatically spurred him, like in the past, to itch furiously and make a hilarious face...then, we thought we'd spice it up a bit...heh...red gatorade was sitting on the table, so we picked it up and poured alittle on Petes face by his mouth..this made him roll over and go "wahhhhhhhhh"..which was kind of a gurgling noise...quite funny...we were in deep laughter so our only sanctuary was to face the wall until we cooled down...then we went in for the kill....a good amount was poured at point blank range onto Petes collossul cranium....this roused the giant and made him verrry angry...waking up in rage yelling "WHATTTTT"...which looked really funny when Pete was half asleep..we counteracted the anger by convincing Pete he just had a nose bleed, but everythings ok...then Pete apologized and we left...what a hilarious waking..well ill put on a chicken -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 34. Waking Pete using an ancient method of waking: Shaving Cream -Rating: 9 -Fun Factor: The only thing that kept this waking from a perfect score, was that it wasnt executed to the fullest...but hilarious nonetheless...and this time, history was made: 1st time spectators were present during a waking (mick and co.)..we were so pumped up about waking Pete on this night...we wanted it bad...so we started brainstorming...cream cheese was thought of...then strawberry jam...but then we thought, wow were experienced wakers dammit and weve never woken in the truely tradtional way...with shaving cream..so we were set...we had new age shaving cream (gel)..so we escorted the spectators in, and were set to go...a flashlight was key in this process and performed beautifully...so we went in and Pete was in a deep sleep...we found this out by putting a high velocity fan right up to his face...which didnt even wake him..his hands werent in good position though, so we rubbed a piece of cardboard (the tool used to wake) on his face to jog his hands free..but then...we got the "giggles" if u will...bad...it was so funny watching Pete sleep..he looked hilarious...so we turned the fan up so Pete wouldnt here our laughs..GENIUS idea...after some rustling around finally there was an opening..so we went for it...we reached over and squirted some shave gel on Petes hand..this caused huge movement though...so the flashlight was turned off and we went into silent mode...then it was showtime again...but...uh oh...the shave gel fell off of Petes hand and onto the side of the bed...oh well, so more was squirted on his hand...this was the breaking point though...Pete jolted about in a sleep filled mania..the flashlight was turned off and it was silent time...but we heard rustling and then Pete searching for a light..he found it...yikes...then a rage that we havent seen in a while was displayed..sleepy Pete went nuts..and since "Pete's in a bannnnd" he curses alot now..Pete looked at all of us and went ballistic..yelling "WH- WHAT IS THIS STUFF...WHAT IS THIS WHITE STUFF ON MY BED" and "WHAT THE FUCK, YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING GAY"..we tried to work our way out of this rage, or eminately parents would be woke..so we told Pete it was ok, he sneezed..we tried to convince him that he sneezed...but he wasnt having it..so he just started yelling more.."GET OUTTT...GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM"..this scared our spectator so they left, so it was just the Pete wakers infront of the dragonus rage of a sleep filled raging Pete..we laughed hard at his motions...then he pounced...like a TIGER...striking left and right...so we ran...then we had to change his sheets..overall though it was freakin hilarious..he went nuts!!! funny stuff... |