"Do you have an opinion?
a mind of your own?
I thought you were special
I thought you should know..."
- "Special" (Garbage)
"Think for yourself. Now do as I say!"
- me 
"If this world is the best that "God" can do, I'd hate
to think he's in charge of the universe."
- me
"Responsible people are always so concerned with being good
all the time, that when they finally get a taste of being bad,
they can't get enough. It's like all kablooey."
- Anya, talking about Willow (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
"You thought I was a little girl
You thought I was a little mouse
You thought you'd take me by surprise
Now I'm here burning down your house..."
- "Not My Idea" (Garbage)
"You walk in worlds the others can't begin to imagine."
- Drusilla (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
"Say hello to a brand new world
say hello to a brand new day
say hello to a brand new me
I'm having fun 'cause I'm free..."
- "Ending 2" (Anything Box)
"I speak."
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
- Jar Jar and Qui-Gon (Star Wars: Episode I)
"Where are your friends at?"
"...the rest of them are off poppin' caps in people's... butts."
- MC Pee Pants and Meatwad (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
"Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant
like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?"
- from one of those mass email joke things.
"Let's face it... it's just not possible to fry an egg using a
bicycle-powered hair dryer!"
- Dave Lister, trying to cook food with very low power on the ship (Red Dwarf)
Spike: "A bear! You made a bear!"
Buffy: "I didn't mean to!"
Spike: "Undo it! Undo it!"
- Spike and Buffy (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
"Meow meow drown, meow meow!"
- Servo (Mystery Science Theater 3000)
"Oh crap on a crap cracker!"
- Stinky Pete the seal (Sea Lab 2021)
From the official Red Dwarf web site:
David Lister assess the possibilities of a giant squid attack:
"It thinks we're either a threat, food or a mate - it's gonna either
kill us, eat us or hump us."
From another official Red Dwarf web site:
Rimmer: "Step up to Red Alert!"
Kryten: "Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb. "
"In my world, there are people in chains and we can ride them like ponies."
- "vamp" Willow (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
"Sometimes strange things can be very beautiful."
- sample from the aleixa song "5"
"He's dead Dave, everybody's dead, everybody's dead Dave."
"So wait... you're saying that everybody is dead..."
- Holly, the ship computer, to Dave Lister,
the last human being alive (Red Dwarf)
"I came to cut you up
I came to knock you down
I came around to tear your little world apart
I came to shut you up
I came to drag you down
I came around to tear your little world apart
And break your soul apart."
- "Vow" (Garbage)
"Go soak your head."
- my friend Kelson
"Don't lose your head."
- "Don't Lose Your Head" (Queen)
"I tried to match the rythm of his belly with my head."
- "Jesus Freak" (DC Talk)
"Ah, shut up mailbox head!"
- Captain Murphy (SeaLab 2021)
"It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!"
- Captain Murphy (SeaLab 2021)
"You cut up his brain, you bloody baboon!"
- Charlton Heston (Planet of the Apes, 1968)
"No not the mind probe!"
- some poor chap (Doctor Who)
"I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away."
- Xander (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
"Who is more foolish: the fool, or the fool who follows him?"
- Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars: Episode 4)
"Of the two people here, which is the boss of me?"
- Willow (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
"For what is your life?
It is even a vapor,
that appears for a little time,
and then vanishes away."
- James 4:14
"The joy I had has faded away
and been replaced by a rainy day."
- "Some Things Never Go Away" (aleixa)
"Somebody get me out of here
I'm tearing at myself
I've got to make a point these days
To extricate myself
Nobody gives a damn about me
Or anybody else."
- "Medication" (Garbage)
"I hear and feel altogether too much
My heart beats like a lonely voice
My head is full of noise."
- "Noise" (Moev)
"Free me
'cause life has lost its spark."
- "Spark" (aleixa)
"I only listen to the sad, sad songs
I'm only happy when it rains."
- "Only Happy When it Rains" (Garbage)
"If you dwell on how terrible your life has been,
it will remain forever terrible..."
- Aaron Lewis (don't remember where I got this)
"These constant emotions are
tearing things apart
Don't start the healing
just finish the hurt.
The hurt..."
- "Indigent" (Leiahdorus)
"Everything seems so small and insignificant.
It's all in my hands."
- "Little Old Me" (dba)
"With great power comes great responsibility."
- Peter Parker's uncle Ben (Spider-Man)
"When I grow up I'll be stable; when I grow up I'll turn the tables."
- "When I Grow Up" (Garbage)
"One day, I shall come back . . . But until then,
there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties.
Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me
that I am not mistaken in mine."
- the first Doctor (Doctor Who)
"The hardest thing in this world is to live in it.
Be brave. Live."
- Buffy, before she sacrifices her life to save the world,
to her 'sister' Dawn (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
"Good grief."
- the third Doctor (Doctor Who)
A whole section of Red Dwarf quotes.
The episode name is in quotes after the person's name:
"Let's just pray the crew are rotting in silicon hell along with
all the photocopiers!"
- Lister, "Rimmerworld"
"We are talking jape of the decade. We are talking April, May,
June, July and August fool. Yes, that's right! I am Queeg!"
- Holly, "Queeg"
"Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness, full of
vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly."
- Holly, "Kryten"
"Please rush me my portable walrus polishing kit. Four super
brushes that will clean even the trickiest of seabound mammals.
Yes, I am over eighteen, though my IQ isn't."
- Rimmer, "Better Than Life"
"This isn't a meal. This is an autopsy!"
- Cat, "Polymorph"
"We have three realistic alternatives:
(1) Sit here and get blown up,
(2) Stand here and get blown up,
(3) Jump up and down, shout at me for not being able to think
of anything, then get blown up."
- Holly, "Bodyswap"
"I am Holly, the ship's computer, with an IQ of 6000, the same
IQ as 6000 PE teachers."
- Holly, "Future Echoes"
"Oh, spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska!"
- Kryten, "Camille"
"Oh, screw down my diodes and call me Frank!"
- Kryten, "Justice"
"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast."
- Ace, "Dimension Jump"
"Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for Christmas. Whatever."
- Rimmer, "Stoke Me a Clipper"
Lister: "What, they fixed your core program and then decided
they'd be better off without you?"
Holly: "Yeah, it was shortly after they met me."
- Lister and Holly, "Nanarchy"
Cat: "I'm not asking you to do anything I wouldn't do."
Rimmer: "You? You'd sacrifice your life for the good of the crew?"
Cat: "No! I'd sacrifice your life for the good of the crew."
- from "White Hole"
"Starbug was built to last sir. This old baby's crashed more
times than a ZX81."
- Kryten, "Psirens"
"An IQ of 6? Do me a lemon! That's a poor IQ for a glass of water! "
- Holly, "Queeg"
"We could go back to Dallas in November 1963, stand on the
grassy knoll, and shout 'Duck!'"
- Kryten, "Timeslides"
"Time is a great healer. Unless it's a rash, then you're better
off with ointment."
- Holly, "Back in the Red"
Cat: "Forget red - let's go all the way up to brown alert!"
Kryten: "There's no such thing as a brown alert sir."
Cat: "You won't be saying that in a minute!"
- Cat and Kryten, "Back in the Red" Pt 1
"You're really mean with money. You're a tremendous physical
coward. You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritans switchboard
and four people commited suicide. Your middle name is Judas but
you tell everyone that it's Jonathan. You sign all your official
letters "Arnold Rimmer BSc" and the BSc stands for "Bronze Swimming
Certificate". You're a cheating, weasley, low-life scumbucket
with all the charm and social grace of a pubic louse."
- Lister, talking about Rimmer. "The Innquisitor"
