| RABIDWIRE |
| "My nipples explode with delight!" |
| After years and years of being a whiny bitch and not having a home page, I have finally solved my problem. I scraped together all that I could think of and made a beautiful amateur page with little to no outside help. Even if the every day Joe Blow says it sucks, I am proud, because this is mine. I did this. And Shake'N'Bake helped. |
| Navigate This site using these links (no shit) and your "back" button on your browser. (Or be a lazy bitch and right-click your mouse). |
| About me- Your usual teeny-bopper survey, minus the sappy shit. Things That Are Inherently Evil- in a bad way of course. Products- Here is where I tell you what to buy. Big Words- I have an immense vocabulary. (Thanks Brandon for the spellcheck.) Music- my life revolves around music. Good Books!- does it really need an explanation? Also included: Every book I've ever read. Movies! A Gigantic list of every movie I've ever seen! Wow! The Unholy Family- the family tree of my alter-ego Links |
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| Why can't you people sign the fucking guestbook?! It isn't like your head is going to shrivel up like a raisin. It's really harmless... sign the guestbook, dammit. |
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| Disclaimer thingee: All of the comic book style pictures are done my Jhonen Vasquez and are taken from his book Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. I stake no real claim on them. I enjoy his comics a lot, and I think you should too. Go click the link and buy it- it's worth almost any price. All other pictures were scavenged off the internet and I forgot where they came from, except for photographs of me. I lay no claim on any pictures save for photographs of me. If you want your site linked, or picture credit given where it is due, then email me at any of the proper email addresses above and I will update at some point and alter anything you may have greivances with. In the meantime, enjoy the site. It doesn't really suck. |
| The quote at the top was stolen from Monty Python's Flying Circus. Desperately intrigued and left with a wierd scratchy feeling? Look at your local Blockbuster, movie store, BBC, or the BBC America. |
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