Hello and welcome to the designated crappy "About Me" section. I am an 18 year old residing in Texas who will soon be moving in with a boyfriend and probably forgetting all about this site. I have been doing my best to update the rest of the site, and I've been doing a good job. Still not positive that I will continue to be such a good little girl. Here are the essentials:
Name- **** **** ****
Nicknames: Satan, Bitch, Rabidwire, The Hugging Tree
GPA at Graduation: 3.333333333333 (and so on)
Current Hair Color: two toned (accidentally) orangey towards the roots and red at the ends
Favorite author(s): Stephen King, Anne Rice, Julie Garwood
Favorite colors: Green, red, black
Favorite pasttimes: listening to music, reading books, watching movies, being overall more intellegent than your average 18 year old
Favortie Movies: Dogma, House of 1000 Corpses, Dream with the Fishes, Fight Club, Nightmare Before Christmas, and anything that has to do with the Muppets (but not the Muppet Babies). Anything Monty Python qualifies as excellent programming too.
Favorite Television Shows: I don't really watch TV much anymore, but I like CSI, and the first two Law and Order shows. That guy from Criminal Intent gives me the willies. And I can't forget Monty Python's Flying Circus and Changing Rooms on the BBCAmerica.
Physical description: 5'3", overweight at 170 lbs or so(no, I don't care, I'm simply stating for the record that I am not a skinny bitch), white, and with naturally blonde but dyed various shades of garish red hair. I'm almost legally blind, so I wear contacts or glasses most of the time. I can usually be found wearing clothing that says something, or that I found funny.
Favorite Serial Killer: Albert Fish or Countess Elizabeth Bathory. Yes, I have a thing for cannibals.
Favorite Foods: anything Italian that involves cheese and tomatos (and no dead fish or mushrooms). I eat a lot of chicken because all those mean little fuckers need to die. Oranges are good, I eat grapes by the bag, and I love those Ritz Bitz sandwich crackers with cheese. Yummy.
Method(s) of Choice for Death: Draino-in-the-drink, Death by a Thousand Tiny Paper Cuts, and braiding. Braiding is always fun. Oh! I got a new one- crucify someone upside down, break their ribs, and then set their feet on fire! Yay!
Guys I Wouldn't Mind Meeting in a Bathroom Late One Night: Brian Molko (Placebo), Tempesta (White/Rob Zombie), Johnny Depp, Heath Ledger, and Scott Weiland (Stone Temple Pilots), Dave Navarro (ex-guitar player of Jane's Addiction and Red Hot Chili Peppers)
People Whom I Have Been Compared to the Most: Satan, Janeane Garofolo, Christina Ricci, Enid (from Ghost World) and Daria.
Funny Phobias: Dolls with eyes, pain, bees, and venomous spiders
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