THE UNHOLY FAMILY
Due to much bickering, fighting, and a general falling away of this family, it might be taken down and dismantled soon. I will miss it and all of the fond memories entailed, but it is proved to be not worth keeping up with all envolved.
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Hello. Not only am I Rabidwire, the pseudo-intellegent cyber personality and amateur web page designer, I am also Satan, otherwise known as Beelzebub, Azazel, Sammael, Marduk, Mephistopheles, Zamiel, Lucifer and The Morning Star. I have been spreading my spawn via the internet and various school connections. Here is my list so far.
The Ancestors
These people predate me in the cosmic sceme of things.
       Jennifer (Grandma Chaos)
       William (Death)
       Matthew (Mother Earth AKA Tubby)
My Harem
No true Lord of Evil is complete without their bitches  and whores. However, Unholy Matrimony plays a part in some of these relationships
       Adriana Lea (Wife)
       Bobbie Jo (whore)
       Thomas (sex slave)
       Lisa Gayle (bitch)
       Carissa (bitch)
       Robyn (bitch whore)
       Patrick (sex toy)
       Kenzie (ho bag)
       Dan (llama)
       Nathan, Keeper of all things Doomy (wife)
       (Icy D)erek (Robo-Whore)
       Antonio the Flaming Garden Gnome (whore)
       Katie the Slutmaster (concubine)
       Jasmin (dirty evil skank-ho with a bad rep)
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Satan's Spawn with Mothers (non-spontaneous)
These are my children from my various relationships, followed by their various  mothers.
       Stephanie (Bobbie Jo)
       Morgana Lee the Antichrist (Adriana)
       Jennifer (Adriana)
       Bathesheba, Fire Demon of Hell (Adriana)
       Cassandra (Adriana)
       Eric, Duke of all things Long (Thomas)
       Bryan/Jesus (Thomas)
       Madonna (Kenzie)
       Monica (Kenzie)
       Brandi (Nathan)
       Meg, the Sabertoothed Screaming Lemur (Nathan)
       Allyse (Katie)
Stephanie's Harem
Nice to know my daughter gets around even more than I do. Subtitles are listed beside the names in parentheses.
       Bethany (Feisty Whore)
       Joshua (Part-Time Whore)
       Derek (Loyal Whore)
       Chris (Freaky Dude\Favorite Intern)
       Emily (Pixie Girl)
       Alex (Bedchamber Bitch/ Polar Bear)
       Brandon (The Annoying One)
       Sara (First Whore)
       Kyle (Lord Peaches)
       Kimberly (Pleasure Bunny)
       Shayleen (Cupcake)
       Lindsey (Pumpkin)
       Mike (PooHead)
       Matt B. (Ballsack)
       Andrea (Elf)


(Stephanie is also one-third of the Ruling Council of the Oklahoma Branch. She is Bill Clinton, the figurehead, with no actual power. Her wife, Hillary, is Alex the Polar Bear)
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because I'm not allowed to take the easy way out and use only one page. Fuckers.
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