For whenever someone gets around to asking questions
Shake your head and nod, shake your head and nod....
The Unholy Family was started as a bit of a joke between a few good friends and was blown out of the proportion it would have recieved with almost any other social group. We scraped up enough motivation within the always growing group to document and, of course, grow. Very few actually understand it. You can attribute its success to lonely teenagers with crappy family lives, or worse: teenagers with no families. When all is said- It fills a void in all of us.
What is the Unholy Family?
The Unholy Family is the desperate attempt of a group of Freak Juniors to remember each other and mantain a sense of community in a shitty High School.
How can I Join?
You can email Satan with the list stated below filled in. I should respond within a week with an "accept" or "deny" verdict. All bets are off as to when I'll update the page. Proper authorities will be informed.
Name: What Do You Want To Be Known As?
Why Do You Deserve to Join?
Relation:
State:
Does Gender Matter?
Fuck no. I have both men and women in my harem. Some of my male wives have borne me children. I spontaneously generate children.
Do I have to sacrafice anything?
Not unless you really feel the need. It is frowned upon for the most part. Stick to inanimate objects like watermelons, Abercrombie and Fitch items, and pictures of Martha Stewart.