Martha Stewart
The woman shellacks fruit. She must be in league with the dark forces.
Bob Vila
This man knows too much to have lived a normal lifetime on Earth. Either he sold his soul, or he is really a demon set to pervert our youth.
Barney the Purple Dinosaur
A violet friendly tyrranosaurus rex that plays with small children instead of devouring them? I smell something fishy.
Bill Gates/Microsoft
Fatcat rich bastard with his dirty little fingers in every industry you can think of. 'Nuff said.
G**** G****
He is a stupid, ignorant fuck and a thief, therefore he deserves to be on this list.
Aspartame
Powdered cancer served in tiny packets that any child can pick up in a resaurant. Who needs hard drugs?
Chingy
Holy fuck, can someone teach these morons to speak? It is "There", not "Thurr". I want to put a bullet between this fucker's eyes every time a hear about that damned song.
Celine Dion
I want to put a bullet between my own eyes when I hear reference to her. Gaaaaah. Death to her! Death I say!
Shrimp
Shrip just wig me out, man.
Wheatus
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDIEDIEDIEHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Metallica
Shut the fuck up, you whiny bitches
Kyle's Mom, and all of her clones in the real world
You can shut the fuck up too.
Jello!
But hey, Jello is cool. TomTom just said it was evil and I want to fill space.
Missing Socks
GAR! Fucking washing machine! I liked those socks! (but who knows, it could have been a horny person looking for an orafice...)
Cops that Arrest My Friends
That just ain't cool, yo.
William Shatner
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