I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
~Thomas Watson (1874-1956), Chairman of IBM, 1943I think, therefore I am.
~Rene Descartes (1596-1650)
If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it.
~Herodotus
If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
~George S. Patton, General (1885-1945)
If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience
~George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.
~Robert Graves
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
~Lynda Barry
If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought.
~Dennis Roch
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
~Harry S. Truman
If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
~Virginia Woolf
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
~Ogden Nash
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
~Earl Wilson
If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.
~Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
~Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
~Carol Leifer
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
~Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I love you."
~Erich Fromm
Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools.
~Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
~Arthur Calwell
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
~Andre Gide
It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
~Mark Twain (1835-1910)
It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are difficult.
~Seneca (3 B.C.-65 A.D.)
It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
~Francois de La Rouchefoucauld
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
~Mark Twain (1835-1910)
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
~Mark Twain (1835-1910)
Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way.
~George S. Patton, General (1885-1945)
Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others.
~H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint you can at it.
~Danny Kaye
Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and grieves which we endure help us in our marching onward.
~Henry Ford (1863-1947)
Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
~Samuel Butler
Logic is in the eye of the logician.
~Gloria Steinem
Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
~Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914) - The Devil's Dictionary, 1911
Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
~Sigmund Freud
Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
~Dr. Karl Menninger
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
~Joan Crawford
Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
~Fr. Jerome Cummings
Men are like wine, some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
~Pope John XXIII
Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up our minds to walk boldly through them.
~Orison Swett Marden
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
~Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)
Never frown because you never know who might be falling in love with your smile.
~Justine Milton
Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
~Phyllis Diller
Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up.
~Jesse Jackson
Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the community to which your later work belongs.
~Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
Never, never, never give up.
~Winston Churchill, Sir (1874-1965)
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
~Eleanor Roosevelt
Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled.
~Horace
One lives in the hope of becoming a memory.
~Antonio Porchia
One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do.
~Henry Ford (1863-1947)
Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
~Carol Burnett
Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you.
~Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
~John Harrigan
Poetry begins in delight and ends in wisdom
~Robert Frost (1874-1963)
Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
~Lord Acton (1834-1902)
Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
~William Hazlitt
