A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
~Fr. Jerome Cummings

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
~Robert Frost

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
~William James

A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
~Kin Hubbard

A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
~Charles Evans Hughes

A person usually has two reasons for doing something: a good reason and the real reason.
~Thomas Carlyle

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
~Winston Churchill

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
~Walter Winchell

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
~Erica Jong

All things are difficult before they are easy.
~Thomas Fuller

Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.
~Judy Garland

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
~Oscar Wilde

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
~Agatha Christie

Any clod can have the facts; having opinions is an art.
~Charles McCabe

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
~Albert Einstein

Beauty without grace is the hook without the bait.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
~Albert Einstein

No one means all he says, and few say all they mean. For words are slippery and thought is vicious.
~Henry Brooks Adams

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but with creatures of emotion.
~Dale Carregie

Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
~Mark Twain

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
~Ambrose Bierce

Be kind. Remember, everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
~Thompson

Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.
~Epicurus

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
~George E. Woodberry

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
~Steve Bluestone

Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong.
~Dandemis

Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
~Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)

Do what you feel in your heart to be right, for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do and damned if you don't.
~Eleanor Roosevelt

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
~Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961)

Experience is a good school, but the fees are high.
~Heinrich Heine

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them.
~Robert G. Ingersoll

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
~Paul Boese

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
~Thomas Edison

Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
~Cousin Woodman

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
~Ingrid Bergman (1917-1982)

Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
~Martin Luther King, Jr. (1929-1968)

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
~George Carlen

He who limps is still walking.
~Stanislaw J. Lec