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| These two handsome bloaks are (l-r) Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and the Happy Noodle Boy. Both are stars of the comic book series entitled "Johnny the Homicidal Maniac." Both are wildly funny in their own right and make me laugh uncontrolably. Below each photo I shall write about each character. |
| This is Johnny, but you can call him Nny for short. He is much like any other homicidal maniac in that he kills without discrimintation. He is unlike the others in that he never gets caught, no matter how blatantly obvious it is that he is the culprit. If I were sitting in a gore-filled Taco Smell eating tacos with a bloody spoon/fork I'm sure that I would be arrested. Oh yeah, and his house is possessed, he owns talking dolls and tries to kill even those he loves. Poor Nny, he just can't win. |
| This is the Happy Noodle Boy, but don't let the name fool you. In all actual fact he's not happy at all. If you are looking for him you'll probably find him in the park yelling at all of the people as they pass by. While he makes absolutely no sense, he is hilarious. Despite all of the negative feedback, including being shot repeatedly and being left in the middle of the street to die, Happy Noodle Boy does his service to humanity by giving them someone to poke fun of and shoot at. |
| These fine fellas are my Nickelodeon kinfolk. They are (l-r) Spongebob Squarepants and Invedar Zim. Both have their own TV show which they star in, but they are both different in many ways. Please, read on. |
| Spongebob resides in Bikini Bottom, a cozy little underwater town where everyone knows your name. He spends most of his time at his place of employment, the Krusty Krab. While not flipping Krabby Patties he is generally found hanging out with his friend Patrick, his girlfriend Sandy, his neighbor Squidward, or his pet snail Gary. Favorite activities: Jellyfishing, practicing karate, dancing any kind of dance he can make up, competing with Sandy whenever the situation arises, and causing a general ruckus. |
| Invader Zim is a member of the Irkin elite who has been sent to earth to either take it over or destroy it. He has infiltrated its society by posing as a human child. The more Zim learns of Earth scum, the more disgusted he becomes. And to make it worse one particularly annoying worm-monkey named Dib is determined to expose Zim for what he really is. When not taking over the world Zim enjoys watching Angry Monkey with his loyal robot slave/sidekick, Gir, or cruising in his Voot cruiser. He is also drawn byJhonen. Dat makes him coo'. |
| Hello everybody! My name is Brak! I guess since I'm on this page I must be one of Charadee's friends. Lemme tell ya a little about myself. At one time I used to be a space pirate. Then I got stupid. People still seem to like me all right, in fact they seem to like me more. Sometimes I live on the Ghost Planet with Space Ghost, Zorak and Moltar. Other times I live on Earth with Zorak and my parents, Mom and Dad. Zorak and I go to high school at Learnmore High School when we're on earth. When we're not in school Zorak and I pass the time by becoming successful singing artists, practicing time travel, kidnapping chickens, killing beloved pets (I'm still real sorry about Mr. Tickles, Mr. Thundercleese), and many many other wonderous activities. I think that Space Ghost gets jealous. Poor guy. Wanna learn about some stuff that I like? Click Here. |
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| These lovely peeps are the band A Perfect Circle. They are (from left to right, as if you don't get the point already) Maynard, Troy, Billy, Paz and Josh. Maynard is cool. That's all there is to it. If you choose to have the name Maynard you must be cool. He is mysterious. His hair, for example, is a wig. In everyday situations his head looks like a pool cue. He has a spinal column tattooed over his spine. SPOOKY! In my book mysteriousness of this magnitude equals sexiness. So, Maynard, even though you are old enough to be my father, you are sexy. A Perfect Circle songs are the perfect blend of depth, darkness, beauty and poetry. It isn't often you come across these four things all at once. It is special indeed. |
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| This is where Garbage will go. They are an excellent band fronted by an excellent singer. Although I disagree with Shirley Manson's current hair color (she kinda looks albino) I think that her fashion sense is unparalleled and I admire her straightforward way of expressing her opinions, no matter how raunchy the explaination is. |